How will the Department of Dindu Nuffin fulfill its mission if DOGE dismantles it?
I'd say their humiliation is far from complete.
The chicanery would cease if the loser conceded.
"Emigrate now before you are overtaken by peace and prosperity!"
She couldn't make him the First Husband but he'll probably be her last husband.
He hates Trump so much, he is willing to cut the penises and breasts off a million boys and girls if that's what it takes to show Trump!
We need to bombard liberal message boards with expressions of outrage at the transphobia that forces our first transgender First Lady to remain closeted.
If trans women are the same as ciswomen, there is no reason for the liberal media to go on pretending we haven't already had a historic first trans First Lady. Why do they treat it like a shameful secret?
Apparently Bill counted on the fact that all the women he raped said yes to meeting a famously married man alone in his hotel room. They didn't have the chance to say no to anything more than a cup of tea.
Words that contain that many syllables confuse her.
Jimmy is glad to hear that Kamala won the election. He thinks Kamala was the big fat black woman who used to cook flapjacks for his family when he was a kid. But he is happy, so no one is telling him different.
This is the cherry on top of this week's sundae.
Who's your Daddy?
Entire wars have been brought to us on TV by companies selling us boner pills.
Perhaps Yale or Harvard could offer the Senator some milk and cookies and a plush stuffed animal to comfort him.
If Harriet was female, why didn't they call her Tub-woman?
The network is expected to fetch a fair market price well into the six figures.
"Kamala was a failed Communist because she was a fake Communist. Communism will succeed under AOC because AOC is a real Communist . . ."
It must have been a gay bar. He has gay voice.
What made 2016 so spectacularly funny was that they KNEW Hillary Clinton was going to be elected the First Woman President that night. When it didn't happen, they were unable to conceal their shock and awe.
In 2024 they had to have known that Kamala had a likely chance of losing. They're still crying but they knew it might happen this time. Except for that stupid bitch Joy, who probably still thinks Queen Latifah's endorsement was all that anyone needed.
It was a perfect campaign. They lost the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives. Flawless.
The Queen of England and the Queen of France.
Can't win with him, can't win without him . . .
Say, where is Barack?
We can only hope it has something to do with 700,000 sealed indictments.
What secrets could a man who hosted The Tonight Show possibly know about show business?