It needed more cowbell.
No, you can't have your phone Mr. Diddy, but here is a Motorola pager you can use ....
Does this mean he's not going to endorse Kamala?
What did Hannah say?
The Democrats know that if they lose the Cat Lady vote, they are finished. Watching them panic was hilarious until this latest attempt on President Trump's life.
The Mercury and the Gemini astronauts were real astronauts. What they accomplished is pretty much what we are capable of doing today.
But mankind is earthbound by the limits of existing technology. The Apollo Mission was about as authentic as the January Sixth Committee. The moon landings were nothing more than a "media event" staged with training videos.
The Haitians are the reason the DuckDuck has to Go.
Smart is a loaded word here. A lot of intelligent people close off their minds to "conspiracy theories" because they have been conditioned to dismiss them, not because they are stupid.
We told you we're going to vote for him, you don't have to sell us.
It is standard operating procedure to provide a middle name whenever possible in a situation like this. Most people share their names with several if not many other people. Giving the middle name protects those who share the first and last names with the suspect.
She could borrow a pair of boots from Governor DeSantis.
At least there's no pineapple on the pizza.
Trump becomes House Speaker. Biden suffers debilitating health issue. Kamala is proved to be born in Jamaica. Trump becomes President and beats Tim Walz fifty states to none in November. I can dream, can't I?
She probably cannot use it during political appearances.
A sit-.com based in Hawaii called Brian Keith in Little People aired on NBC in 1974.
Keith shot himself in the head as an old man after receiving a terminal cancer diagnosis. He was suffering depression over the recent death of his adult daughter.
It was Officer Tippit who was also allegedly killed by Oswald. Some think it was Tippit's corpse that flew back to DC on AF1. Supposedly when Bobby saw the body in DC, he said, "It's not him"
The crowd were too overwhelmed by his sexual magnetism now that their cherished news sources have dubbed him the Sexiest Man Alive.
That gal puts the FAT in Fatherland.
Mayor of Washington DC
Typical left-wing outrage: I watched the Democratic Convention and all they showed was a bunch of politicians!
We promised Beyonce but we delivered Tim Walz. Isn't that way better? He's the governor of Minnesota!
She is worse than a wine mom. She is a wine stepmother.
Perhaps Mr. Hewlett did it with the lead pipe in the ballroom, or maybe Mrs. Packard did it with the candlestick in the conservatory.
Now that Mumsie is dead, Chuck doesn't have to be nice to his half-brother.
Carter has been collecting a Presidential pension for forty-three years. Nice work if you can get it.