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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never wanted to watch that flick so this goes smoothe over my head.

Ancient Amphibian human ancestors can piss right off.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cutting your pink bits off because it's so hot right now (Hansel), rates a couple of orders of magnitude higher than 20%

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my workplace a dude fashioned a penis on a broom handle from a glue outlet by turning it like a glass blower and then stuck it on the roof of his forklift like a jousting pole and drove around sporting it for the whole shift.

Oh how we laughed.

Glad I don't work in a lame ass office with pink hairs or a school with modern tablet pc kiddies where any fun is inappropriate.

You are 100% right in this case tho...

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

....and Mint with KDE Plasma as the desktop environment is vastly superior to the default cinnamon desktop.

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GizzardPuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't believe it actually contained the verbiage "equality of outcomes".

  1. "measure anti-racism impact" - this police action was an "own goal" of massive proportions; they are going to need a bigger ruler.
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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only way to know for sure is for the male to die by being absorbed into a tar-pit for 1.2 million years, then be exhumed by archaeologists who declare; "This skeleton belongs to a male hominid that died from asphyxiation and an affront to decency, but mainly asphyxiation."

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek !! The continuous hum of Jew kvetching is so monotonous it's like the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation but it makes me want to chuck on a Yarmulke, dedicate my circumcised member to Judaism, grow the side of my fucking hair out and start rocking backwards and forwards like a schizo whilst talking in tongues.

If Trump handed me the controls to this plan, this unfathomably complicated, super-critically balanced, turgid, mind-numbing edifice I would hand the controls straight the fuck back without making one input at this late stage. I just simply don't know what the fuck is going on with enough granularity to go all X-box controller with it.

...and I trust you a whole lot less than I trust myself.

Let Trump cook. Shit is just getting interesting and (slaps forehead)....Maybe Israel for last will actually mean something.

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

It even says the photorealistic DCS (Digital Combat Simulator) is the platform.

"Filmed with Digital Combat Simulator"

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

That dude was a bread vendor in Brussels.

Edit:- Scratch that, he must have emigrated.

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