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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will need a diversion on his airways clearance now.

Miami radar, 787 Kilo November Foxtrot, request partial flight diversion due to shuffling off of mortal coil, direct Fort Lauderdale to Nirvana via the Lamb of God would be optimal, please advise.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Now? I wouldn't trust a hArVaRd grduate to baybysit my cat"

I will see your cat....

...and raise you a stunted, albino pet round worm.

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but were they really, really, really ridiculously good looking though?

by panamax
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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it is just a Karen LARPING Admiral.

Edit:- Hudson from Aliens - "Why don't you put her in charge"

by panamax
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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen Adm. Lisa Franchetti

Edit:- Lloyd Austin (pictured) is a fucking idiot also who should put his covid mask back on for all time.

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Man !!

Posted from Linux Mint running KDE Plasma.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

"As long as someone – anyone – is out there offering a browser without these restrictions, all the user needs to do is download and install it."

One of those is even installed on everyone's computer right now !

Maybe just don't update it. (and run noscript)

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

The same governments that have been trying to shut down (Ahoy me laddies) for 20 years?

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GizzardPuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

All of the above checks out.... and that's the spirit !

Also,

We are locked into a movie which is for the vast remedial class so it is ham-fisted and juvenile in it's stylings.

Only the end will be worthy of a Trump (Oscars can fuck right off ACW*)

(*After Clown World)

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sarcasm would have been "While I don’t like or trust Oprah, no stranded Orcas should be denied the millions of foot pounds of torque required to repatriate this magnificent beast that swallows dophins whole."

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GizzardPuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

...and that she is a hemorrhagic septicemia infested shit manatee.

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

As performance art, it is a gross physical salute to all that is right and true in the national character !

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GizzardPuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good guess. The original flight does not appear for me (live flight not found) but what you have just described is called a holding pattern.

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