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Gomer5000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably not yet, but this is why I have neighborhood kids throw crab apples at me while I train. I’ve been hitting most of the projectiles lately

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Gomer5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, I assure you it is very real. And very sharp. You just have to know how to wield it, but that’s why I practice daily

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Gomer5000 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just ate a whole can of chew, and I have the weirdest shits right now!! 😂

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Gomer5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor Zuck, now he’s gonna have those little stumpy legs like Cotton from King of the Hill 😢

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Gomer5000 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can’t even tell if I’m being sarcastic anymore 🙄

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Gomer5000 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s meme magic! 🌈

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Gomer5000 5 points ago +6 / -1

THAT BITCH! 😡

by BQnita
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Gomer5000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are traps a joke to you?

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Gomer5000 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bruh, I’m in the street right now

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Gomer5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

TBF, who doesn’t like a good pair of Mommy Milkers? 👙💦🥛

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