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HillarysHairyAss 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is real…

It's official: 30,000 people were dumb enough to purchase Tesla CEO Elon Musk's "Burnt Hair" meme perfume for $100 a pop - and now, he's claiming it's "sold out."

As Musk announced late last night, The Boring Company, his tunnel digging venture, had completely sold out of the "exquisite" perfume that is, per its creator, a "unique, limited edition, collector's item.

Like many other products Musk has launched in the past, "Burnt Hair" is a mix of memes and fanboyism. At the end of September, the world's richest man tweeted what appeared to be a joke about a "scent for men" that smelled of burning hair. Between then and now, the joke became real enough for the Tesla and SpaceX CEO to sell an astonishing 30,000 bottles.

But Musk's fans will have to wait until they are able to make themselves smell like a dumpster fire. According to The Boring Company's website, the repugnant scent won't be released until the beginning of 2023.

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if this is true and a big expose is released, it changes nothing. It will just get buried like everything else.

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

When parasites are most active.

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is anyone keeping a list of all the new “reasons” for heart issues? So far I have heard the following:

Global warming

Excessive breaking while driving

Air pollution

Exercising

Supplements

Too much sleep

Traffic noise

Being short

Loneliness

A weak handshake

Not drinking enough coffee

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are just creating less supply, which just increases the demand for milk. In fact, I’m going to drink 3 gallons of milk this week just to spite them.

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HillarysHairyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that really him? Why does he have a BLM shirt on, a ukrainian flag, and pronouns in his bio?

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HillarysHairyAss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bottle that anger. Bottle it tight. Unleash that rage when the time is right.

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HillarysHairyAss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every municipal water treatment facility in the country puts chlorine in the water to sanitize it. Technically potable in that you won’t get a parasite from it, but the chemicals in it could definitely disqualify it in some people’s opinion.

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tap water from the faucet with no filter. A simpler carbon filter will remove that chlorine, but not much else.

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HillarysHairyAss 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fluoride was the main reason why my family started drinking exclusively RO water over 10 years ago. You don’t realize the difference until you try the city water again after a while and notice the smell of chlorine. The city water quality report also shows arsenic and a bunch of other chemicals, but perhaps the most concerning is the pharmaceutical drugs that pass through in wastewater or just get dumped down the toilet. None of that is tested or filtered at the water treatment facility, nor is any of it in the report.

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HillarysHairyAss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every time one of these perversions is discovered it’s done in a way that they can claim was just a simple mistake. In this case, the disney logo (mickey’s head) placed on the watch where most watch brands place their logos. It definitely looks like his little ding dong hanging between his legs. I don’t see how they could miss these things so frequently if not done on purpose.

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HillarysHairyAss 5 points ago +5 / -0

Almost had to give my pure blood to my niece last week after she had her baby and lost a lot of blood. She didn’t want some random filthy vaxxed blood. Thankfully, she was able to recover after an iron infusion.

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HillarysHairyAss 10 points ago +10 / -0

Midterms are near, so they’re probably running the frequencies that activate the graphene oxide. They need people in the hospitals in big numbers in the next couple weeks to justify mail in ballots again.

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HillarysHairyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe one of the big fake news rags had a “Qanon” special a while back where they brought on some dude who claimed he was behind it all and it was a larp that got out of control. The only problem was that if that was true, then he would have also posted as such using the official Q trip code to prove it. Their desperate attempt to discredit Q only made it more popular and believable.

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HillarysHairyAss 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Hunter’s moon rises”…guess we’re gonna have to look at more pictures of Hunter’s ass.

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HillarysHairyAss 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the only survivors are 100+ million like-minded patriots. I wonder how that works out for the deep state in the end.

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HillarysHairyAss 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every person on this planet must know at least one person (if not themself) who has had complications from these “vaccines”. I know people who have suddenly died, had strokes, numb limbs, Raynaud’s, vision problems, etc. It blows my mind that people are still willingly taking them, which is why I no longer feel bad for most of them.

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