Maryland crab season is from April to December. I don't know enough about Jimmy's yet, but if they're open all season, they're probably getting winter crabs from Louisiana which are good, but not Chesapeake good. I can wait. If I'm wrong, somebody feel free to correct me.

I'm going when Maryland crab season opens.....If they don't have some "Go Fuck Yourself" type of t-shirt available by then I'll be disappointed.

Moses could be reading God's 10 commandments and if he came out like "Yo, mufugga, thow shalt not have any other Gods other than my mufuggin ass"...I'm checked out before he gets to the other 9.....I'm not hating the message...I'm not hating the messenger....I'm just not listening to any more stupidity.

Stopped listening at "we wuz"

Is it rerun season already?

Oh no! Where's my wife? Where are my kids? They can wait a bit more while I take this selfie.... oh no!

"we've investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong"

This belongs here

https://youtu.be/OpWlTQP6bxI?si=WW7KTh62cisQsdM4

They lose their ability to plead the 5th now, but it's still disappointing.

I think "the only platform not under control" should have been phrased better

The Moon of America has a nice ring to it

Well said, but you left out a couple "ha's".... Let me help you with that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

We The People.

2 Gender Blender.

No Left Turns

Hopefully it's deodorant, lol

The thought of not seeing any more ads for blue pills on TV anymore just cured my need for blue pills. lol

Schwing!!!

The "which button" meme with the choice between 14 million less votes or Biden cheated. It's a simple one that I created on Meme Generator that I posted to Facebook.... Didn't expect to see it here.

A meme I made featured in the Sunday Funnies!!! This is one of the proudest days of my life. JOY!

She just taught the girl in bed that doing nothing will get you free money.

what am I doing wrong causing me to not be able to see the Sunday Funnies anymore? all I can see is the comments on the thread.

Hillary.... Because how else could this timeline get any more stupid?

"Aasshole" made me laugh....I wonder who wrote it for him.

Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness he is broken in half!

George Soros and the Delaware Destroyers

Having dreamed everything imaginable over the last 6 years of vague posts like this......yawn.

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