I identify as a Based King, call me "You're Majesty" or I'll throw a fit.
Best one I've heard is Chief Lies-Like-Rug
If anyone wanted art like what he made, they could just go to a Kindergarten.
"I'm 1/16th Native, REEEEEE"
"Go have a Pow Wow somewhere else, Sacajawea"
Biden flies illegals in to live in hotels, Trump flys them in to be prosecuted
It's about time we have an official language, that people from this country speak
I always liked that place, just had a good feeling about it
Some people just live longer, with good genes you can live past 200
All of Bidens voters are going to rethink their votes next time around
Imagine if it's all gold painted bricks, and Israel stole them without us noticing
Better idea. We copy imperial Japan, and work on ways to use their 41%ing for Kamikaze bombs
The government uses nothing. Except 75 dollars.
They've done more than the government has, without electricity and using hand tools.
Let's rename Mars to Trumpworld
And "cultural appropriation" is just segregation by a different name. "Only people of color can enjoy this blank" or "Your appropriating another cultures tradition, you can only enjoy your own traditions. No, not like that, that offends me!"
In Africa they eat monkeys and call it "Bush meat". They don't care about disease because that's were Aids came from. Of course, that's because the whole continent has no food and no water.
Time for another Executive Order
I said it ironically, If grammar can be redefined, I say we should simplify Your, You're to just Yur