Yo, that's just around the corner from the Suez Canal based on my quick Google I just did. :/

EDIT: Just a 32 hour drive across Saudi Arabia! lol

Meh, you'll be deported soon enough.

In the meantime...eat shit and die, faggot.

Fuck off, bro.

That bodyslam + punch in the head combo tag team would've put The Dudley Boys to shame XD

They remind me a bit of a high school version of me: Going to parties and enjoying myself with my peers, yet coming home afterwards and talking shit about those same parties and people to my closer, more anti-social friends who didn't attend. Then wondering why everyone thought I was an asshole. bahaha

I was legitimately amazed for a second.

"Hey Grandma, read what you just said again...but slowly."

Hey Australia! Don't be gross, eh?

Ah fuckin' toad a so Julian.

Whatever keeps 'em busy. XD

No one can find the video the screenshot from bottom left was taken from? (On my phone at work or I’d give it a crack)

"I told them to cope SO MANY TIMES! But nay! It was I who was coping all along!" ='''''(

It was posted yesterday, but shame on the man who can only smile once in a week. =)

Good.

Please say this is real! lmao

Everyday I grow more fond of Rumble and YouTube is sending them 100’s of thousands of views so I’ll call this a win.

I used quotations man! You know, it’s for when the words can and they help real Americans with y’know...the thing!

In a “blue” state to boot? My God, that was alot or cheers and arms in the air...

Feels good, man. 😎

To be fair, his credibility is definitely down there so you can't blame people for rolling their eyes immediately upon seeing his name.

Cause most people don't read past the headline and header pic. Easy outrage for simple minds.

I know! hahaha I was trying to think of how to work that in but he never retired, mf just keeps setting records apparently! XD

He hadn't quite retired yet, but had settled for defending his title by coasting to victory with a modest 55 hot dogs...until one day in mid-February came a knock upon his door.

Enter three men in sunglasses and suits.

"Joey. We need you to beat your record."

"What? No. No one can beat 75 dogs. I've made my mark on history!"

"It's not about the records or the brats! It's about the message! The people need you!"

"But I - I don't know if I have it in me. My record beating days are behind m-"

"Joey. You need to do this. If not for you...Do it for America."

-a single tear rolls down his cheek as he salutes the men, wraps an American flag around his shoulders like a cape and marches down to his basement-

Kenny Loggins plays

Didn't that initially spark a "Biden is an actor" theory back in January? I feel like I saw a post or two.

My gut tells me this is akin to digging through your carpet for and smoking parmesan cheese thinking it's crack; but I'm addicted to hopium now so gimme gimme!

Crazy to think this horseshit could've carried on for 5 fkn years. "Still working on a vaccine, better stay locked down. moar essential worker TikTok dances to save the wurld!"