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Passthatwrench 17 points ago +17 / -0

Weeks and he still cannot answer any questions about what happened.

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Passthatwrench 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK, which one of you left the bag of cocaine in the conference room?

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Passthatwrench 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like she had her face stretched

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Passthatwrench 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only government official that has done less than Harris is Buttijuice from transportation.

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Passthatwrench 23 points ago +23 / -0

There is no coming back from the sloped roof comment

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Passthatwrench 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it was Babylon bee that reported the part of the ear that got shot off was growing into a new fully formed Trump and driving the libs crazy.

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Passthatwrench 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nessun dorma English lyrics:

No one sleeps! No one sleeps! Even you, oh princess, in your cold room, look at the stars that tremble with love and hope!

But my mystery; it is locked in me. And my name,no one will know! No, no! On your mouth I will say it, when the light will shine!

And my kiss will break the silence, that makes you mine!

His name no one will know... And we shall have, alas, to die, to die...!

Disperse, o night! Vanish, oh stars! Vanish, oh stars At daybreak, I will win! I will win! I will win!

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Passthatwrench 1 point ago +1 / -0

Filled with that much fear and anger that you would be compelled to bite someone.

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Passthatwrench 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think we should all wear a bandage on our left ear

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