An emasculator is under $100 and can be sanitized and reused (or kept as a souvenir). Just sayin'

OK. This is serious. The question is How do we fix it?

Awkwardness? THAT is why curriculums need to include Cotillion. Jeez.

THIS is important. I want the kind of toilet that used to be smuggled in from Canada. Time to call the plumber.

YEA!

Thank you and welcome home.

I am interested in your commentary.

It's "love of money", not money itself, yes?

BTW, how do we encourage having more babies? Fathers back in the homes, housewives and Motherhood encouraged?

Ideas, anyone?

Couldn't agree more. You've invited to go caroling.

Sorry to make you explain; I wasn't up for shrieking before coffee this morning.

Evidently however my head is available for a trip to the gutter.

Reason is not in their playbook. So what do we do? Wait until the inevitable mental breakdown that is coming for them, and then try to talk them down?

No. Manners went out with civics and partner dancing in gym class and it shows. Time for a revival!

What? Who are you quoting? Please explain. I mean it sounds dirty, but that might just be me.

In my neighborhood, the 20ft skeleton gets a Santa Hat and stays through Christmas, winning the decorating contest yearly.

Standard Hotel

This could be a Great Barrier Reef scenario.\

Was that a personal comment, skidmark?

Er, they can. You'd need trad Dads, and not cloning exactly, but you've got the technology Uncle_Fester.

FLAG!

if the child survives with no physical, mental & emotional damage

this is not possible

Time to buy a Kekistani flag. I think they are still on Amazon.

I think there is a difference between Barstow and San Francisco.

How exactly are you differentiating between actual or wannabees?

Side opinion: Black Sabbath and Ozzy don't get enough credit.

They are fantastic.

Perhaps; certainly they collectively have an idealized view of themselves.

It was more than a media construct, and these people were not the tame "peace and love" images from the media. My personal interactions with them were a frightening, dangerous abet superficially harmless group it was a lie.