Waiting for this to drop:
The symptoms of DEADlyIST AwEfuL Hantavirus:
~fever, ~but also no fever
~cough, ~but also no cough
~chills, ~but also no chills
~rash, ~but also no rash
~headache, ~but also no headache
~diarrhea, ~but also no diarrhea
~stomach aches, ~but also no stomach aches
~travel outside the states, ~but also inside
~a pulse, ~but also dying from any completely unrelated reason your corpse will immediately be counted as a Hantavirus death. Regardless.
…Remember when Trump and Elon had that big falling out? Yeaaah.
Pass the popcorn.
I’m gonna need to see some proof of death to insure the pirates don’t make her their Queen.
Imagine…
not affording an attorney
and the court assigns
THAT to defend you 😭
…James Cameron directing a documentary on Billie Eilish…
(😑 my faith in humanity plummets to nausea.)
Holy Hanna, What vile ish do they have to have on Cameron to make him captain THIS-?! She’s even less intelligent, less interesting, and less remarkable than Dr. Fauci…at least HE makes a decent villain in our Rolodex.
She’s a player fit for TikTok. 🤮 Monarch must have lost funding, because they aren’t sending their best. Where are these ‘presidential-models’ Cathy O spoke about? They used their last one up taking out Charlie Kirk and are digging thru the spare parts bin…
The Geriatric Learing Center isn’t going to pay for itself.
Someone should knock at her door asking to fill out an application for her company and wait for her to send an angry Somali to screech back they aren’t accepting applications and to GO AWAY!
He heard Sasquatch hunters are in chi-town and he’s lay’s low.
Soulmates?
Let’s all just take a moment and thank God they didn’t bother to spawn the Antichrist.
Love this idea! I typically stir mine in coffee.
They better not slap his wrist and send him home on “ house arrest” or whatever the Norwegian equivalent to Club-Fed is. 🤬
What am I saying. It’s a Northern European country…🤡 probably EVERY prison has puppies and spa time.
Fine.
As soon as you accept our sexual orientation: Necro-Pedophile-Manic.
We’re only turned on by watching diced bits of child molester appendages spewing from the glorious chute of a diesel fueled wooodchipper as they disappear inside the hopper.
We can’t help it. We were born this way.
Look.
She doesn’t like illegals.
She just hates them LESS than she hates you. 😑
And that money—yours—which she wants and completely feels she deserves and is entitled to—isn’t going to launder itself…
Peter Thiel. You mean the same Peter Thiel who was giving a series of private lectures about the Antichrist?
I mean, nothing says “benevolent billionaire” like a guy whose life passion is the hobby of being a self-proclaimed expert on the spawn of satan.
…the hell is wrong with her eyes-?
You mean a…minion? 🤣 No wonder the dems are in love with them. Every villain needs an army of toadies. Or in this case, inbred pirates.
Must have used his pope-killing magic. Remotely.
Try adding beets to your diet and take nattokinase.
https://thefocalpoints.com/p/study-finds-nattokinase-dissolves
This needs to be a Christmas card.
Also, a new carol.
She said it, not him. She’s Somali. Ship her ass back HOME!!
A rock Kamala would be:
—More intelligent
—Less annoying
—Quieter
—More dignified
—Easier to look at
And waste less America tax dollars and blood…could we please go back in time and install rock-Kamala instead? The potato would never notice.
Sounds like a great opportunity to host an enormous BBQ, with beer and live music.
She can go cry big inbred salty tears on her great-grand-daddie-uncle-bro or whoever she’s shacked with currently.
Nice time to quit making copper pennies. And virtually no copper in new plumbing.
Where the hell is the copper going now? 🤨
It was a common metal in the poorest homes once, —your great grandmother had a copper pot or moulds in the kitchen— garden items— farm items— and now I only see it used as flashing on multi-million-dollar homes…