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The3rdKey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe that I never noticed the similarity.

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The3rdKey 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, I predict a great reawakening of the marvel of the internal combustion engine.

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The3rdKey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking forward to the new Hertz Dual Turbo Big Block Shelby Mustang that you rent on Friday, race on Saturday, and return on Sunday. ;)

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The3rdKey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the Career Builder Superbowl commercial from 2006 where the chimps have the laser pointers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDaXa3QMMI4

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The3rdKey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I had time fren. I stashed a link so I can check it out when I have more time. Thanks!

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The3rdKey 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're right fren. They all gotta go.

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The3rdKey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Someone needs to make sure that Trump has a laser pointer handy in case he ever gets the chance to do this. ;)

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The3rdKey 7 points ago +7 / -0

My dad used to tell a story about how he got kicked out of church one Sunday when he was a teen because he burst out laughing when the preacher said "And Jesus got on His ass and went to Jerusalem". Seeing this picture reminded me of my dad and made me laugh. I know that it wasn't your intention, but I truly thank you fren. I miss my dad and this unlocked an awesome memory of my dad confessing to being an idiot just like me at the time.

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The3rdKey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Operation "Deport 12 Million Assholes" is gonna take a lot of soldiers.

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The3rdKey 5 points ago +5 / -0

No worries guys. I can vouch for you. All of you guns went down with my boat. I saw it with my own eyes. ;)

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The3rdKey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good ole eye patch McCain stabs us in the back again. Damn I hate that shit head.

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The3rdKey 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it was my step father's and it went with him when my mom divorced him.

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The3rdKey 5 points ago +5 / -0

The valiant frogs weren't surprised, but a silence overcame the pond. After a short while, they heard it in the distance. The sound of the people waking up,

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The3rdKey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or.. locked in a small room with that islam yodeling blaring in her ears 24x7.

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The3rdKey 5 points ago +5 / -0

For old frogs: I got grounded for a month for completing a similar puzzle on an album cover with a ball point pen. https://alldylan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/by-numbers-908x914.jpg

I will never complete one of these puzzles again. ;)

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The3rdKey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Par for the course. Shut this whole shit-show down. We'd be better off.

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The3rdKey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paint everything blue.

I couldn't resist since it rhymed. ;)

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The3rdKey 6 points ago +6 / -0

The majority is so slim and the RINOs cannot be trusted. We could end up with a democrat speaker.

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The3rdKey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like in Paradise. Just like In Hawaii. Like you said, we know what comes next.

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The3rdKey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea, but we got each others backs. The only easy day was yesterday and all that. In the end, they still get their asses handed to them by a bunch of unruly frogs.

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The3rdKey 1 point ago +1 / -0

/u/AngelCole is right. Also post 97 has what we considered to be a typo back then that says darnkess instead of darkness.

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The3rdKey 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first president that I voted for was Ronald Reagan. I can now see that they were pulling at the threads of the fabric of our society, but I couldn't see it then.

When we were kids, our parents told us things like "Go outside and be home before the street lights come on". So, we'd get on our bikes and explore the town with our friends. Based on that alone, you can imagine that the average town was MUCH safer than the average town now.

I raised my children in the same town that I grew up in and I couldn't raise them the same way because the big city problems were seeping in and my children were actually afraid to go too far from home alone.

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