There's already a conversion rate: Right now it's about 1,970 US dollars for one troy ounce of gold

I wouldn't count on that conversion ratio to require less dollars at the point where people are lining up to make it

They need to roll back the woke before they go bankrupt anyway, so that isn't enough of a carrot

It's a complete ban on mail-in voting and ballot harvesting or no deal

No forgiveness without contrition

This is known as the Martingale strategy (as applied to Roulette)

His buddies can only afford a half dozen sugar babies a month now and they are PISSED!

There is no better recommendation than the disdain of yellow journalists and muckrakers

"Remember when they said we should be rounded up and put into camps if we didn't have the decency to die first? Hilarious!"

The renewed importance of snagging a chump to convince it's his

Give me liberty or give me death

Incontrovertible proof

For the first time in history, men can't be bothered to fuck bimbos

Hijinx ensue when their girlfriends, fiancés, and wives mysteriously get pregnant anyway

I've got a fever, and the only cure is more biolabs!

Not all women are single moms, yet.

THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OUR DEMOCRACY!

It would be a bigger threat if they threatened sex with Joy Behar

A distinction without a difference

The clear implication is that Ukraine is a criminal operation that only despicable jackasses would support

Nobody has yet been able to explain how we are in fact paying for anything when we are thirty trillion in debt that will never be repaid. The bottom part of the meme should really read "(Federal) taxes serve no purpose at this point other than as a way to punish the productive class"

It's a paranoid delusion, as is "The Patriarchy"

The most amazing implausible one-in-a-million events happening regularly to mess with you, and yet can't win the lottery even once. I feel you brother.

I still contend he was a crack baby

Numerous counts of obstructing walls from closing in

"Live" is not a synonym of "Undead"

Other than the grooming?