Watermelon breeders discovered that crossing a diploid plant (bearing the standard two sets of chromosomes) with a tetraploid plant (having four sets of chromosomes) results in a fruit that produces a triploid seed. (Yes, it has three sets of chromosomes.) This triploid seed is the seed that produces seedless watermelons!

https://www.watermelon.org/the-slice/where-does-seedless-watermelon-come-from/

annual dove shoot

Did you make poppers?

Maybe robbing a 7-11 of Truck Stopper subs and cherry Slurpees.

Correct, always fighting the last war.

Eight years after the alleged crime itself, it is reasonable to ask if this is more about Manhattan politics than New York law.

The NYT, like a stopped clock, can be right twice a day.

Biden has a lead among registered voters of 41% to 37% over Trump, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found earlier this month.

This article lists heavily to port!

u/#trumptank

Raskin said, “They’re politicians who are not even subject to popular election, unlike me. They should move the Supreme Court over to the RNC headquarters because they’re acting like a bunch of partisan operatives.

...and move Raskin's office to the Kremlin in 1960.

Section 6109(b) of Pennsylvania’s concealed carry law states that persons 21 and older may apply for a carry license.

Ironic.....

Dreeben could have saved a lot of time and just said that Barack Obama has Democrat privilege.

u/#timebomb

Turn the air filter cover upside down. Now yer talkin'

Vaxx me harder, daddy!

The Bill Kristol Never-Trumper Republican Accountability project gives him a B- score.

• +Did not sign Texas amicus brief
• +Affirmed certification of all states' electoral college votes
• +Made statements that supported the integrity of American democracy
• -Voted against impeachment or conviction of Donald Trump for inciting an insurrection
• +Voted to create an independent commission to investigate the Jan. 6 attack
• -Voted against holding Steve Bannon in contempt of Congress

So yeah.

https://accountability.gop/profile/rep-don-bacon/

Or Chuck Norris

Make memes that make them cry. Then make memes of them crying.

u/#wrong

The first arrest was Maxwell.

we see you have some kiddie porn on your home computer

More like, "We planted kiddie porn on your home computer. Play ball"

In Minecraft

I learned a new Spanish word today, mom!

Blue hair doesn't turn you on? Raycissss!!

u/#MitchGlitch

"Of course" is a good one to use too.

Mitch boning a goat while wearing a sailor hat.

In my opinion, I think you left out the nipple tassels.

u/#spitcoffee