Fans?

Probably hated country music, too.

I'm not offended by the retard label. I managed to function retardedly with some success. In hindsight, I'm really glad I wasn't diagnosed early.

I wanted to BE one. Not so easy.

I didn't realize until a few years ago that I was retarded, so technically I DID go to school with an autistic kid.

My wife and I went off grid in 2015. In the year leading up to it, we watched every episode of The Waltons and Little House. Not only were they an antidote to the madness of the day, they also pre-conditioned us for a simpler, more meaningful life. I wish they made shows like that today. It might solve a lot of problems.

Great show. Watching it must be like having a nice shower and washing off the filth of today's world.

Those aren't heads.

And shit out plastic.

Yeah, when you lay it all out like that it sounds kinda shady, doesn't it? It's amazing and admirable how we've all managed to remain calm and sensible through all this. We should give lessons to them.

10% to the big guy.

I willn't.

Commas can be assholes.

"She" looks more masculine.

Brilliant way of looking at this. Your theory makes as much sense as any other explanation, but it really resonates with much of the newly-realized outlook I've gained, thanks to Q.

Once I wrapped my head around "book deals", a new world opened up. Good jorb!

She's alright, but I'd still have zero tolerance for her eating crackers in my bed. Which is a futon.

"Why am I getting a letter from Target?"

Freshly-ingested coffee tried to escape through my nose upon reading that.

"We just wanted him to come pick up his bonus and have a chat. Oh well."

I haven't believed population numbers for a while. Considering all the things government lies about, why wouldn't they fabricate census numbers to suit their agenda?

A "black swan event" by definition is generally unpredicted, I thought.

Interesting and valid point.

Any chance this could be a "food warehouse"? Wild guess.

And they're still lying.

"spill the f*cking beans" could have been shortened to "STFB".

It would have been funnier if the Seven Dwarves came running out with firehoses.