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posted 5 years ago by Dead_Samaritan 5 years ago by Dead_Samaritan +477 / -0
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– colinsackorpick 79 points 5 years ago +79 / -0

That's the best thing I've seen all day---

"I'm here live....I'm...I'm...not a cat."

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– spoonix 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

I'd say the best part is when Jerry L. Phillips looks up and realizes that this case is about to be a re-enactment of the "Where's the goat?" scene in Jurassic Park.

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– PaintingTruth17 26 points 5 years ago +26 / -0

OMG. Moar please. " No. Seriously guys. I AM NOT A CAT " - ded.

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– LoneWulf 10 points 5 years ago +10 / -0

I can see that.

ROTFLOLPMP!

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– Seablu2 20 points 5 years ago +20 / -0

That’s hilarious lol.

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– LadyD 18 points 5 years ago +18 / -0

???Thanks I needed that!

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– gocubsgo 13 points 5 years ago +13 / -0

u/#cmon

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– MAGAMom2 12 points 5 years ago +12 / -0

I was crying when I saw this yesterday?????

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– slokill 12 points 5 years ago +12 / -0

Poor cat looks so crestfallen.

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– hominynym 11 points 5 years ago +11 / -0

LMAO! Just watched that on the DB podcast

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– swedy13 10 points 5 years ago +10 / -0

That was great. Somehow this seems to be the version of reality we're trapped in, hahaha. Wth is going on?

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– Hayride 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

What happens if he identifies as a cat?

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– GreatFunana 8 points 5 years ago +8 / -0

I needed this levity.

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– WinsAnon 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

"I'm not a cat."

Still laughing.

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– CrimsonSentinal 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

Lol, couple of things I’d like to point out. One, $500 fine for recording the zoom, ok someone is guilty of that. And two, the judge blatantly lies when he acknowledges that he “sees that he’s not a cat” no, all he sees is a cat, f’n lying judge! I’d argue the case needs to be thrown out for at least one of those blatant violations.

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– Mr_A 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Where'd the $500 fine come from? Never heard that before.

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– CrimsonSentinal 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

It’s literally in writing in the black square above the judge’s head.

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– Mr_A 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Silly me. Doh! Hope nobody goes to jail for this...

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– KeepsHopin 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

By far the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Thank you.

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– pedeparrot 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

...I can see that...

u/#kekw

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– FroagOnWin 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

I'm kind of jealous, I didn't know you could be a cat in Zoom. How'd he do this? lol

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– Join_Or_Die 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Holy shit! His voice and the eyes...like he was doing a legit voiceover for a cartoon

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– ThirdEyeManifest 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

LMFAO....This shit made my day..Thank you Fren

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– jojoQ1 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

someone took this and subtitled about the virus in the UK

it was very good...

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– GodWins_76 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

I snorted water out my nose when I saw this earlier today ???

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– Melanias_Sunglasses 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

I saw yesterday also and can't stop watching it! Where is the rest of the clip? NEED to see more !!!

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– InmatesRunTheAsylum 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

That cracks me up every time that I watch it! The eyes are hysterical!!

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– OmegaSupreme 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

My favorite part is that the Cattorney is apparently Hank Hill.

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– LoobintheToobin 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Whoever risked $500 and 180 days in jail to share this gem with the public deserves a metal of honor.

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– Phishhed44 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

@Ghostezra has some great stuff.

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– kaizenx1 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Says it all about the quality of our Judges......

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– Camden105b 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

I have watched it like 8 times and still ROtFL!!

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– tars357 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

oh man, this IS clown world!!! Help me!

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– meander 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

hilarious.
The panicked look on the cat....

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– Kelcius 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

The eyeballs really make it funny

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– LeJimster 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

u/#Kekw

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– ProphetOfKek 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

I’ve met plenty of retards, overruled!

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– BradPitt 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I know the attorney and I immediately thought the same thing. He is the county attorney for Presidio county in Texas. Scalia died in that county ?

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– Judicator 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

The hell you on about? lmao

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– Judicator 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

Anything can happen accidentally when a tech illiterate person is behind the wheel.

I'm not saying he is, I'm just saying that that is the most likely explanation.

The other thing; if someone else was using the computer before (a kid, for example) they could have turned the filter on, and it then was left on into the court case.

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– Judicator 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Our government has no regard for security procedures unless it's valuable to them. The lawyer (it wasn't the judge) was likely not logged in at all, and using a family computer. That same family computer may have been used by a child to communicate with friends/family, and that child probably set that filter.

Now, if people didn't have such short memories, they'd realize using zoom for any government action at all is a HORRIBLE idea, because zoom is blatantly and openly compromised by China.

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– LoobintheToobin 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

looks up from zoom He said his assistant was trying to fix it... or something like that. Must have been talking about the cat and not ... or maybe they figured out how to MUTE ThE ZooM

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