(A bit of context first. Took my woman out for a Mothers Day dinner, didn't realize we were headed into a car show, so all the resteraunts/bars had stupid long wait times.)
Pt.1: walked into a place to eat with no mask on. It happened finally- a gatekeeper (waitress) half my age tried to tell me put a mask on. I looked at her with a smile and said "Nope, you're violating my medical rights under Hipaa law, Im not doing it." Even with her mask on you could practically see the gears in her head lock up in full mental meltdown mode. Same as the rest they had an hr wait for a table so we left anyway.
Pt.2: walked into another place and was treated well. Tipped the server well and explained to her what and that trying to force a mask on someone was a violation of medical rights. She replied "it's a violation of human rights too."
Pt.3: went grocery shopping (again maskless) and found a "patriotic wig". It's a red/white/blue clown wig, and having a sense of humor I spent $4 and bought it, and put it on soon as I paid for it.
Pt.4: Me driving around with my patriotic wig on while my chick is laughing and telling me how dumb I am. I said "watch this" and pulled into a gas station. Went in with no mask wearing the clown wig. The (maskless) cashier and I were both obviously trying not to laugh and she said she liked my wig! And to her I said "we live in clown world so I bought a clown wig" and we both laughed. You could tell she on some level understood me.
In short what is happening in the world is not a joke or a game, but you want a good segway to people to open the explanation of the clown world we live in, walk in with no mask and a clown wig!? I will continue to wear the wig all over in my travels, so if I get more stories I'll leave an update at a later time!
P.A.N.I.C!
we live in a clown world, so I bought a clown wig ?
Maybe we should all start wearing one.
LMAO... I can just imagine someone in a rainbow wig and a nose walking into a restaurant:
“Sir.. You need to wear a mask, that clown nose isn’t enough”
Honk honk
When I heard that Trump is going to start doing rallies again I instantly decided that I'm going to the first one, no matter where or when it is.
Thanks to this post I now know what I'm going to be wearing there.
https://www.amazon.com/Beistle-60275-USA-Wig/dp/B00942YEMK/ref=sr_1_14?dchild=1&keywords=red+white+blue+wig&qid=1620464202&sr=8-14
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BHG07SA/ref=wl_mb_wl_huc_mrai_2_dp
best part. I love it!! ???
Thank you! My wife and I have always forced people to force us to put a mask on. If we absolutely need something we will go as long as humanly possible and make associates threaten not allowing us to buy to get us to wear one, and then we put on bead masks and mock them while we do it. We have at least 30 stories about insane fat white people following us and making fools of themselves... after a long time of getting frustrated and stressed out we decided we would just start making fun of people and not letting it stress us out... now, when someone comes up to us and asks if we have a mask, we say yeah we have one and keep on keeping on... they push about it, we keep walking and making jokes about it. We boycott anything now that forces us and tell them we won’t shop there anymore and don’t... but the best part is making fun of people in public to their faces... they don’t know how to react, they are a bunch of cucks with no real world knowledge....
Shame is the best gear-oil.
That's awesome and exactly the point
We all need wigs.
u/#honkler
Somebody get this man a clown Pepe for his name!!!
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Ok, the hippa thing. You folks need to learn what you're talking about.
HIPPA prevents a 3rd party from sharing your information, that's it.
It doesn't prevent you from wearing a mask, it doesn't prevent someone asking you, and it doesn't prevent you from sharing the information.
Basically, it prevents your doctors and pharmacist from telling anyone about your medical information.
That's it.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop this HIPPA bullshit. It's only going to hurt us
Agreed... it's ADA disclosure that he should be citing.
It's funny that the girl he cited HIPPA to, believed him.
He's still got the right idea.
That's good to know. Ty
Great American Patriots, God's gift to humanity!
I like it. I'll look for such a wig.
Meijer's 4th of July section!
I have a clown mask. Masks required, right?
Patriots are now in control!!
Dude this is beautiful.
I got a good chuckle out of this tale.
Keep sharing your clown wig stories.
I will?