I made some stickers. Is it against the law to slap these on everything in Walmart? Asking for a friend.
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Be very careful. There are cameras everywhere now days, and illegal or not you don't need a lawsuit from a mega-corporation.
Unless you do this in CA. The Democrats basically legalized theft up to $945. Putting a sticker on things is nothing here and absolutely no one would care.
Walmart has cameras everywhere and they don't hesitate to prosecute.
Sooo, wear a mask. KeK!?
They have cameras in the parking lot areas and will get your license plate number on the way out.
There's a Walmart in my area and every week there's a list of people in the newspaper who have gotten arrested for stealing stuff from them. They don't mess around.
This is good advice. What I'm getting here is drive to a Walmart that you don't normally shop at, park across the street and walk, wear a mask, and git 'er done.
"This is good advice."
Yeah, it must be -- I'm getting down-dooted. Kek.
What will tney do take away my country??? Fuck em.
Print a pallet more and do Target next
Brilliant. And... yes... just don't get caught.
I think is awesome! May I suggest a disguise? (Not being ahole, comedy break)
https://www.aztexhats.com/products/1752-Groucho-Marx-Glasses/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkuGHuf_78AIVsh-tBh3Ktg1YEAQYAiABEgK1h_D_BwE
or if you put on a dress and a wig your good to go....lol
Or a mask?
no
kek
It is pride month kek
? That is very high engery!
your giving not taking, its benevolent not criminal.
Like it
Love them
All I gotta do is print it out on normal paper, cut them out, use some super-low-tact spray adhesive on the backsides and then slap them on some wax paper.
You can take 'em off with a finger nail, so it's totally non-destructive.
When I was a kid, everyone was smoking cigarettes in Walmart, so YES, you can!
And then there were the years where people were putting googly eyes on things
Just slide it under his cell door
Ohh idk but I’m on the “stop buying China” protest myself. I currently trying post-it’s so it doesn’t stick to harshly to shelves next to the item price. I don’t know if it’s illegal, but if it is difficult to take back off it could cause some issues. If seen doing so.
Isn’t it “Mainland Taiwan” now?
I believe they prefer WESTERN Taiwan :P
Stick them on all the cart handles in the lot perhaps ?♂️
Technically you're vandalizing merchandise. So yes, if you push it they will call the cops on you.
Source: I'm a Walmart employee. Asset Protection does not like you fucking with merchandise.
"I'm Genetically Modified Now. And Proud of it!"
Just be covert about putting them on things. They do watch everyone who walks around just don’t make it look like you are actually putting stickers on anything.
Worse case they ask you to leave/ban you. Worse, worse case, police mistakenly shoot you. I think it’s worth the risk!
Cars in the parking lot with Xiden stickers YES!
As with other acts of vandalism such as licking ice cream, crushing cookies, opening packages and other foolishness, this will necessitate the store removing and destroying product that someone will have to pay for. Since you have announced your intent and provided evidence of your contemplated crime you will likely get caught. As each sticker will be a separate count of vandalism, it would probably be wise to consult with a lawyer before you act rather than after you are caught. Both civil and criminal liability will be at issue.
I want some
It’s possible a company could get upset for defamed advertising, but I don’t know
If I saw them on an item I’d buy it even if I didn’t need it. Love them !
Dont forget Costco and Target.
Maybe look at product tampering laws?
Where do you get the stickers printed?
China
Ehh, shit head is too broad. I’m a proud shit head.
Only ugly people wear masks at this point, and they don’t want to give it up because it finally put them on equal ground with good looking people.
“Where’s your mask?”
“It would be a crime to muzzle someone this good looking”
Immediate tantrums, I know from experience.