So today, went to Costco with my mom. She's brainwashed, vaxxed, paranoid of covid... Tried my best with these people I call my family, but as you all know, facts mean nothing these days to these types. I love her nonetheless.
To my surprise, some of people were not wearing masks, which I would guess they were vaccinated because I live in a very liberal town.I could feel those who were masked up were kind of staring at me, which we all get a lot of...
So for some reason, the place that I was born and raised, my allergies have been crushing me this year. Not sure why, but something is off...Some shedding, who knows... But I started sniffling a bit, and the paranoia was astounding. So I would just keep sniffling around people to see their reaction, and they would move away from me so fast, I was cracking up.
I don't want their potential shedding on me, so I went on offense. YOU GET AWAY FROM ME by sniffling. These people were scared shitless... I know, kinda cruel, but I'm trying to find humor in this by any means necessary.
I was laughing, my dad thought it was funny, mom did not and thought I had covid.
Sometimes, we gotta prank these fools. Have some fun and try it, you will visually be in amazement. And if you're like me, think it's hilarious.
God bless you all.