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posted ago by Jammyjams ago by Jammyjams +126 / -3

So today, went to Costco with my mom. She's brainwashed, vaxxed, paranoid of covid... Tried my best with these people I call my family, but as you all know, facts mean nothing these days to these types. I love her nonetheless.

To my surprise, some of people were not wearing masks, which I would guess they were vaccinated because I live in a very liberal town.I could feel those who were masked up were kind of staring at me, which we all get a lot of...

So for some reason, the place that I was born and raised, my allergies have been crushing me this year. Not sure why, but something is off...Some shedding, who knows... But I started sniffling a bit, and the paranoia was astounding. So I would just keep sniffling around people to see their reaction, and they would move away from me so fast, I was cracking up.

I don't want their potential shedding on me, so I went on offense. YOU GET AWAY FROM ME by sniffling. These people were scared shitless... I know, kinda cruel, but I'm trying to find humor in this by any means necessary.

I was laughing, my dad thought it was funny, mom did not and thought I had covid.

Sometimes, we gotta prank these fools. Have some fun and try it, you will visually be in amazement. And if you're like me, think it's hilarious.

God bless you all.

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ashlanddog 11 points ago +11 / -0

My allergies are the worst that I have ever experienced...

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Jammyjams [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

What in the hell is going on right now? I grew up here, never in my life has this ever happened to me.

Something is definitely up. I'm also getting checked out for a swollen spleen now. Just weird health issues that have never ever happened to me, even when covid was rampant...

Is this shedding shit really doing this to us?

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ashlanddog 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am starting to harbor these suspicions....

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Jammyjams [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I got this horse ivermectin I ordered, I didn't want to use it unless I really needed it, but these allergies are literally ruining my life right now.

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ElegantVelociraptor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just take a dose based off of your weight. The measurement tabs for the one I got are in 50 pound increments. The Ivermectin could potentially help with your very-out-of-the-ordinary swollen spleen...

Get the dirty 'bugs' out!

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VulgarProphet 1 point ago +1 / -0

ive been wiped out for a couple weeks now, no real symptoms just no energy. my back is all messed up too, making my feet numb but thats probably working from home catching up to me.

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justicein2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not the virus. Its just the weather. (at least for this)

It's just a craptastical allergy year.

Usin all the drugs this year. zyrtec, claritin, flonase, ibuprofin, tumeric. And tons of nasal spray.

Been a decade since we had one like this. At least for this area.

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Jammyjams [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yea, i don't want to over react or anything, but with everything that's happening, who frikken knows anymore.

But yes, heard from several people this is the damn worst year ever here as well.

When it rains, it pours, and it has poured for us for awhile, but soon, we shall have a blooming beautiful world.

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sidhe007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Same here. Sneezing is out of control and I've actually bought and used several bottles of afrin. It's either totally plugged up or endless nose blowing. I have NEVER experienced this before. (I live in a very rural area).

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rottn 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's awesome, you made a point AND had fun doing it ? thanks for sharing!

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Jammyjams [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Think about if all the people in this movement did this?

Just millions sniffling around these people, and them realizing that they are being crazy and scared for no reason?

You have to show them...something I learned...

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rottn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just read a Q post about people having to be shown...

Leaders lead by example ?

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fat50 3 points ago +3 / -0

which I would guess they were vaccinated because I live in a very liberal town

I've figured it out who is masking and who isn't.

I'm in NY and the "vaccinated" are allowed to go without masks - per shithead Cuomo.

The reality is this: If you go to Home Depot, if an employee is maskless, they've been vaccinated and believe they are "safe". If they have a mask on , they are Trump supporters who refuse to get vaxxed and HD rules say they have to wear one - or are vaxxed and just pussies.

HOWEVER, the vast majority of unmasked customers are MAGA and unvaxxed and the people who are still wearing masks have been vaxxed, but are terrified of the unmasked because they know the vast majority of unmasked customers are unvaxxed and MAGA.

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suave200 2 points ago +2 / -0

they know i am MAGA because I not only go maskless, I wear my MAGA hat. Sometimes I wear a T shirt that is demeaning to Biden, implies he is a pedophile. And once in awhile I wear my Q shirt. Of course I have Q stickers on back of both cars, mine and my wife's. My wife wears her Q shirt often also.

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Litecola2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Friends with allergies noticing that they get reactions when in town around people, some of whom are presumably injected with experimental gene therapy.

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ChronicMetamorphosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to comment on your username! LOL

????

Dr Berg is good channel btw!

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racial_maddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

;)

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Jammyjams [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thanks, going to try these out.

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Mr_A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait until you sneeze!

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RS34ME 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or cough.

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Jammyjams [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sneezing uncontrollably, mucus running out of my nose uncontrollably. Im walking around with pieces of tissue paper stuffed in my nose looking like a psychopath.

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erikc28484 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good story dude. FUNNY

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Analophigus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to report that myself and my husband and child were all sick this week and last with some bug. Coughing up gunk, sneezing, loss of taste etc. We thought it was allergies. I think something nefarious is happening.

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racial_maddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Germ theory is bogus.

What are the chances you have a nutritional deficiency?

Do you and your husband and child have a similar diet? Similar sun exposure habits? Do you live where the sun does not shine much?

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Analophigus 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have been taking all the vitamins (multi, D, C, B12, zinc, magnesium, probiotic, omegas, I take an iron) and we drink tons of water. We live in a sun exposed area (its been in the 90s!) and make it outside at least once a day for a little while. Nope, I eliminated all of that first. Id like to believe germ theory is dumb, and I likely do, but I believe its the shedding from my vaccinated co workers.

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Analophigus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh our diets are fine too. Plenty of protein, calorie restricted and healthy fats.

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racial_maddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

No K with the D? Just the B12 isolated from the other B vitamins?

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Analophigus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes we have K in our multivitamin and our diets. Our b12 that we take contains 1000% or more of b12 and contains b6 at 100% daily value

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suave200 1 point ago +1 / -0

If not for germs you wouldn't have an immune response. You a chiropractor or something?

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racial_maddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

The immune response is a fall back for when your nutrition fails. Poor nutrition opens the gates for germs to do damage. With proper nutrition, you can be around all sorts of sick people and never catch any of it. Talk to a well-fed, well-nourished doctor or nurse.

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Halya 1 point ago +1 / -0

I once sneezed in the checkout at Walmart. Everyone stopped cold and stared at me. Like some Twilight Zone episode

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man, you should totally do this again and then if anyone asks (or if they don't) tell them that Vaxed people smell funny.

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NeverStopBelieving 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious , I cough and pretend I kind of gag on flem , fk they run backwards still looking at me banging into other people ..that’s right out of my way u idiot super-spreader

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Romans116 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hehehe you and I would be good friends irl

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Furecrotch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have issues where I have to clear my throat every couple minutes. It really is fun.