7 Bible verses that support the vax π The Babylon bee writers come up with such funny stuff
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*international treasure
The John 3:3 verse made me LOL.
Take the jab, and you'll probably see the kingdom of god pretty darn soon!
Eh, are you joking? That's not on there..
I think you mean John 3:16.
βFor God so loved the world that He gave His only jab, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting debilitating genetic injuries."
Oooh! Kek! Kek! Kek!
Lmao, just a detail but they say 7 verses and put 8, made me laugh as well
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The Gospel of Hochul. She will cloister in her grift tower until 98% vaccination is reached.
Used to be "drinking the cool aide" now it's "getting the jab."
βFor God so loved the world that he gave us a vaccine that works for like two weeks and doesnβt make you immune.β John 3:16
ROFLMAO! ππ€£π
Sad thing is, there's "Christians" out there who will tell you shit very close to these. Christians not knowing their own Bible or cherry picking out of context to support a strawman argument tend to piss me off.
Well done to the Bee for poking that eye.
WE WILL, WE WILL MOCK YOU!! β€οΈ the video, hysterical.
Get a booster shot once a month, itβs GREAT for the soul
2 Corinthians 11 BBB
13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14 And no marvel; for satan himself got the vaccination.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
Wow! Good parody...
Yup! The Holy Word of God provides truth even when slightly twisted... hmmmmm... you point up the importance of us having THE REAL THING in our hearts and minds... and hands.
"I can do all things through the vaccine that strengthens me." π€£
Yeah, really funny. How about these two verses?
Rev 22:18Β For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:Β Rev 22:19Β And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Β
Many many signs point to end times, fren. We shall find out soon.
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FBI spoils FBI terror plot..! Lol
Classic!
Ahhh my fucking sides π€£π€£π€£π
No, BB is a 22. So it's all about the "killer" humor. As in 8 verses for the price of 7. 87.