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7 Bible verses that support the vax πŸ˜‚ The Babylon bee writers come up with such funny stuff ⚠️ Vax-tarded ☠️
posted 3 years ago by BeckyDtheAmerican 3 years ago by BeckyDtheAmerican +340 / -1

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-powerful-verses-in-the-bible-that-mention-vaccination/

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– Reefay 25 points 3 years ago +25 / -0

The Bee is a national treasure

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– FractalizingIron 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

*international treasure

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– kish-kumen 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

The John 3:3 verse made me LOL.

Take the jab, and you'll probably see the kingdom of god pretty darn soon!

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– kaizen777 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Eh, are you joking? That's not on there..

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– CheekyBastard 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I think you mean John 3:16.

β€œFor God so loved the world that He gave His only jab, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting debilitating genetic injuries."

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– MW_Freedom 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Oooh! Kek! Kek! Kek!

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– GetKrakened 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

Lmao, just a detail but they say 7 verses and put 8, made me laugh as well

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– PeaceAndLovePatriot 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

🀣

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– Recyclops 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

The Gospel of Hochul. She will cloister in her grift tower until 98% vaccination is reached.

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– yldngo 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Used to be "drinking the cool aide" now it's "getting the jab."

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– deleted 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0
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– Old_Timer 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

β€œFor God so loved the world that he gave us a vaccine that works for like two weeks and doesn’t make you immune.” John 3:16

ROFLMAO! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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– MordenGeist 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Sad thing is, there's "Christians" out there who will tell you shit very close to these. Christians not knowing their own Bible or cherry picking out of context to support a strawman argument tend to piss me off.

Well done to the Bee for poking that eye.

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– lovecymru 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

WE WILL, WE WILL MOCK YOU!! ❀️ the video, hysterical.

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– deleted 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0
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– Radian_333 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Get a booster shot once a month, it’s GREAT for the soul

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– Andy_Man45 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

2 Corinthians 11 BBB

13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.

14 And no marvel; for satan himself got the vaccination.

15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

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– AroomaNuminahh 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Wow! Good parody...

Yup! The Holy Word of God provides truth even when slightly twisted... hmmmmm... you point up the importance of us having THE REAL THING in our hearts and minds... and hands.

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– TurdFergueson 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

"I can do all things through the vaccine that strengthens me." 🀣

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– photobuf 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah, really funny. How about these two verses?

Rev 22:18  For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:  Rev 22:19  And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. 

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– BTFO 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Many many signs point to end times, fren. We shall find out soon.

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– FractalizingIron 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Babylon Bee Sting

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– CokeOrPepe 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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– Gitmo-or-Bust 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

FBI spoils FBI terror plot..! Lol

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– kula 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Classic!

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– PeaceAndLovePatriot 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Ahhh my fucking sides πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘

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– escapegoat 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

No, BB is a 22. So it's all about the "killer" humor. As in 8 verses for the price of 7. 87.

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