Revenge... sweet!
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He should have also added one of those corn popper toys for kids that they roll around the house and annoy the heck out of everyone.
That's funny! As irritating as they were, they were still a cool noise maker.
lol.... the only missing is a nice package or 2 of firecrackers....
They are missing MyPillows after the hours of banging noises.
My music teacher at school used to read the newspaper while we copied out notes from a BBC brochure. On one occasion he laughe out loud and read the following classified advert to the class:
LOL!
Double-based being no batteries are required to make a racket!
😂😂😂
My MIL is sending our daughter these horrible toys with millions of tiny pieces and toys that require water etc. My daughter is 2 and of course I let her play with them but my house is torn UP! I swear the MIL is punishing us for not being vaxxed. She hasn’t seen my daughter since she was 2mo. 🤷🏼♀️ I ain’t stopping her from visiting!
Oh NO 😂😂😂
My own mom just got my kid the alphabet letters (like 3-4 sets) to put on the fridge. I warned her “okay mom, thats strike 1.” 😂😂😂
You're probably better off.
Oh for sure. I know. I don’t give a crap about that woman any longer. Prayers are necessary for her but outside of that 🤷🏼♀️ Yeah. Somethings wrong with someone who doesn’t see their only grandkid cause coof.
Sleep no more! 😈
That's an AWESOME uncle. Tell him.we said, "GREAT JOB!!!"
He should also send playdough and slime
Send the ingredients to make slime and a link to a website that shows how to make it. More mess. ) This does depend on the age of the children, but it's more fun to make and use than just use/
He'll be a good caretaker when the parents die
That's when he gives the books
Glad to see this made it here. Saw it earlier on telegram, had a good laugh.
parents will send that shit back and opt for the gift card.
He missed one.
Should have sent a fat red Dildo to her with a card saying....
...ehhhh...ahem...nevermind.
...well, y'all can just use yer imagination😏
That is what I did to my ex after she moved to Florida with our kids.
This is epic…. 🤣🤣
The kids will love him, she will hate him, problem solved!
The funny part is that these all seem like great gifts that a parent would let their kids have at. Then the annoyance sets in when the kids figure out how loud they can get.
Oh, so very good! Genius
After all is said and done I think people will regret behaving like brainwashed idiots. I can't even imagine telling my son when he was a child he couldn't see family at Christmas. What a tragedy.
"Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.”
― William Congreve
LMAO!
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
Shakespeare: Twelfth Nigh
A good old fashioned cap gun would be nice.
That’s brutal!
Love it. Very clever.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I was actually quoting from the movie Airplane!, but I get what you mean.
Another great movie. Quick - the autopilot is failing...