Army chief of supply, here! We've re-worked our battlefield menu and are now officially ready to feed the most diverse and inclusive force the world has ever known!
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My dad was in the Army in the 50's and I've heard him refer to chipped beef on toast as "shit on a shingle". This must be it's cousin, puke on a plank.
After 6 years in the Marines in WWII my dad would not allow anything with white gravy in the house. We had chipped beef, chicken and dumplings when he was away. LOL and yes he called it SOS
It’s still called that. Lol puke on a plank. Funny stuff.
Yeah that was good!!
OMG! It's soylent green! 🤣
🤣😂🤣
My Pop did six years in the NJNG before WWII and was called up in May of ‘41 for five years during the war. He liked SOS and I do too. No one else in the house did. He would make up a batch for us when everyone else went out. I will still get the fixings and make some when everyone else goes out. Nom!
His was pretty authentic, it’s just dried beef, thin sliced, cooked in white gravy. The dried beef is hard to find these days so I used sautéed fresh shaved beef. Pop was a butcher all his life and there was no such thing as military contract food service in the 1930’s so I’m sure he’d seen the inside of a mess hall kitchen more than a few times.
A difference between cooking for 2 & 2000, the hell you say?
Didn’t know you could hear with your tastebuds. 😂🤣😂😜 Sorry, just sounded funny
Kidney on Toast = Shit on a Raft Meat Dumpling = Babies Heads Beans in Tomato Sauce = BITS Tomatoes in Tomato Sauce = TITS or Arigones. Sandwich Spread = Baby Spew.
I love avos, but this looks like puke. For the vegans?
That is the proper MRE look.
It should always look better after processing.
welcome to MREs unlike fine dining presentation is not a consideration.
I daresay....
Hulk Smash!
LOL, that's funny. FYI/SA, there is no avocado toast in MREs meal plans.
That looks more like the cat puked up creamed spinach.
Do not see the appeal of avocado toast.
Bacon makes everything better...mmmm....🥓🥓🥓
Looks to be already processed through the colon
But, does it come in a bento box?
This made me laugh out loud - thank you!
The first couple of those and you think: "This is so awesome! I'm a troop!". Years later and you just don't miss them.
Tune in next week for the Beyond Meat Five Fingers of Death.
Had many an MRE, BUT…🤮
Please tell me this is a shit post??
Haha - not telling
THis doesn't beat the MRE chili, guarnteed to give you heart burn for days, now that's a soldiers meal! LOL
Veggie omelet (vomelet) is the most foul mre there is. Makes the avo toast look edible.
Do you toast over the fire? What keeps the toast from getting mushy? Are they together in same pkg?
That green color is certainly scary. For an avocado.
The meal for Rainbow Warriors and Alphabet crew carry on!
Thats gotta be the sweetest Avocado toast I've ever seen lol and it even has apples in it. yUUUm
I'm sure the military is still putting saltpeter in the powdered eggs.
Gross! Where’s the protein?
I dont think steve1989MRE on YT will touch this one 😂
Looks more like Shrek SOS.