BRITISH LION? How about British pussy! Retard FAFO's to Ukraine, gets captured almost immediately, gets interrogated as as an enemy combatant, and THEN he poses proudly for the British tabloids who splash his utter FAILURE all across the UK on their front pages! Putin a monster?? YOU are a LOSER!
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If Putin was a monster this faggot wouldn't be alive to tell his story. Fucking faggot.
So, he went to fight Russians, probably chickened out after the first Russian airstrike, and gotten the stuffing beaten out of him by the very "nation" he is fighting for.
I wonder if he includes all of that in his stories to his grandchildren?
What grandchildren?
Putin must be a monster! Look at what they did to his face.... oh wait. That's natural ugly. Nevermind!
Sun: Former Army medic Jason Haig, 34, who has been to Iraq twice, flew to Ukraine early last month. He recalled: "When I told my friends about this intention, they said:" Are you out of your mind? I am a qualified combat medic and worked as a private military mercenary for seven years. I wanted to go and do something good. โ๏ธ He settled in Kyiv and contacted foreign fighters. Jason was asleep when a friend woke him up the morning Putin's tanks invaded. Jason ran out of his downtown apartment wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying an AK-47. His unit quickly joined the detachment of Ukrainian troops heading to defend the Gostomel airport. โ๏ธ Jason recalled: โIt was a very confusing situation. Nobody really knew what was going on. As we headed out into the darkness, I think it's fair to say that I got scared. Anyone who gets into a position where they are not afraid is a liar. When we arrived it was very quiet. But suddenly the gates of hell opened before us. โ๏ธ A squadron of Russian aircraft fired missiles, then a fleet of attack helicopters joined them. Jason and ten soldiers from the "Georgian Legion" took refuge in the forest. Jason, who served in the Mercian Regiment, added: โWe were very close to dying. I have never experienced that kind of firepower, I don't think anyone in this generation has ever experienced it. Iraq and Afghanistan were completely different. The Russians are the modern army." โ๏ธ Then reinforcements arrived with Stinger missiles to destroy the Russian helicopters in a brave display of Ukrainian resistance. But Jason and his American buddy were arrested by Ukrainian agents looking for Russian saboteurs. He said: โMy friend and I had a bag with two walkie-talkies and a small pistol. We needed them if the communication network failed, but the agents suspected something was wrong. โ๏ธ They were taken to the security base and interrogated for three hours. Jason said: โOne of the guards hit me on the head. Then another guy came, and from his kit, I realized that he was in an elite unit. They kept yelling at me in Russian, but apparently I said I was English. They hit me about eight or nine times. I had a pretty bad concussion and was bleeding a lot."
Dude, if you're going to make up a story at least make it believable. Bad concussion, extensive bleeding? Wanker. Oh yeah, elite unit and no one spoke English, but thought yelling in Russian would help.
It's like a "dear Penthouse forum" letter...but for GUTS magazine
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5220/1342/400/PDVD_096.jpg
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I bet you that the story is 100% made up, from top to bottom.
I don't think real mercenaries refer to themselves as such, lol.
Mercenary medics, even? LOL
Right? Every soldier is a medic, just a couple guys have extra supplies. I was MI and I was trained to the level of a โpractical nurseโ I think his โmercenary workโ was probably as a security guard that carried an AED in his kit.
Or one of the noodle armed Antifa medics... https://assets.medpagetoday.net/media/images/87xxx/87164.jpg
That's a medic?! ๐คฃ Looks like it forgot to mention to pack medical supplies in that backpack of theirs.
No, they don't.
He's a hero over on that volunteer subreddit. ๐คฃ Arrested by the side you "came to assist".
Best some UKanons get in touch with old comrades in the Mercian Regiment (amalgamated in 2007) and see if this walt is swinging the lamp or not.
That's a whole lot of [DS] drivel coming out of his cum suck.
The Brits don't have lions. Only sheep.
Itโs why the Muslims love it there. Sorry for the baaaad joke.
Disagree.
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Yep. Only sheep there!
But was he vaxd?
https://www.the-sun.com/news/4860494/ukraine-war-russia-british-fighter/
If this story is true about him getting beat up, I believe that they've made an example out of him. He left and went right back to UK.
Even though it appears that he isn't active duty. At the bottom of article there's a weird statement.
SERVING British soldiers may be prosecuted for desertion if they go to Ukraine to fight, Defence Secretary Ben Wallace said.
And is a chicken after the first airstrike.
Got a whole farm of animals here!
Putin is a monster? He can't be all that bad if he possessed enough restraint to let your sorry arse go.
I'm shocked they did not just just firing squad this idiot for being a foreign spy and mercenary and then give that to the media and say "come to Ukraine to fuck around and find out!"
Putins a monster, then why didn't they put you up against a wall and shoot you???
I just want a spot if tea.
Fake and gay
He's got some shekels from the tabloids, is now waiting for a book deal and TV appearances.
The British Lyin'
I bet someone fucks his wife while he watchesโฆ
You're a loser!
The upper left inset pic says it all, he's laying there behind a tree hindside up, ready for interrogation.
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