This gif made me guffaw from deep within… In this house, we know the original video well where squirrel is saying “Alan, Alan…” but this version is sublime. Bravo, Based Slav!
Audio of British Def. Sec. Wallace entertaining Ukrainian nuclear ambitions on phone call w/ a prankster he believed to be the Ukrainian PM was just released.
The MoD insists YouTube take it down, calling it Russian propaganda —and “a substantial risk to UK National security”
Right out the gate, Wallace promises new anti-aircraft systems and takes a not-so-subtle shot at France & Germany. Then the UK Defence Sec. seems genuinely unsure whether or not the ‘Ukrainian Prime Minister’ realizes a No-Fly Zone would likely do the regime more harm than good:
UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace: “We are not going to directly attack Russian ships or airplanes… at this stage” though it’s a “difficult thing for me to say.” However, he promises more weapons & to let Ukraine regime help decide how close British warships buzz the Russian navy
“We have always wanted you to join NATO, which is why our training teams were there… over the last five years” UK Defence Minister tells pretend Ukrainian Prime Minister. He blames other NATO nations for failure to secure Ukraine’s membership
INSANE: Phony Ukraine PM asks for help with nuclear weapons & actual British Defence Secretary replies UK “will support Ukraine” if they “want to explore new weapons.”
Apparently there were even wilder segments removed due to potential impact on “the national security of the UK”
British Defence Secretary advises a man he incorrectly believes to be the Ukrainian Prime Minister to “just be very careful” about efforts to acquire nuclear weapons.
As a signatory to Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, the UK “can’t be seen to be” involved.
Wallace almost loses his cool when he senses he’s being blamed for foreign mercenaries fleeing Ukraine on arrival. After a brief lecture on the concept of a “free press,” the UK Defense Secretary labels British field medic and 6-year veteran Jake Priday an “idiot” and a “failure”
The only time the British Defense Secretary actually seems to verge on a moment of clarity is when the pair of pranksters tries to coach him into chanting “Slava Vovan and Lexus.” Even then it’s not enough!
Missed this earlier—naturally UK would prefer to use Ukrainians as cannon fodder “at this stage.” But will they to fight Russia themselves at “the next stage?” Wallace seems unwilling to go beyond current deployments in Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania & Ukraine “orbital training team”
Pranksters request “newer NLAW anti-tank weapons,” saying those previously delivered by the UK “often fail.” Wallace tells fake Ukraine PM they’ve already sent 4,000+ (“We’re running out of our own!”) and shifts blame to “the Ukrainian General Staff” for logistical bottlenecks.
NLAWs a central focus of the British MoD takedown demand, which incidentally reads like a mob boss ultimatum:
“I am confident you would not wish to be a conduit for Russian propaganda or be in any way associated with the potential consequences of this kind of media manipulation”
In sum: UK MoD responded to being duped by the dudes who prank called Lukashenko & Elton John by
calling it propaganda, blaming the “Russian state”
demanding YouTube “remove (or at least block) access to the video”
not disputing the substance of his comments in the least
Full video available on the Vovan and Lexus YouTube channel here:
It wasn’t just Ben Wallace—Home Secretary Priti Patel reportedly fell for it too & an investigation has been announced. Hopefully it goes better than the investigation they did 4 years ago after the same exact guys called Boris Johnson pretending to be the Armenian Prime Minister
Video-prank with Home Secretary Priti Patel (Teaser #1)
I hear you. I generally tend to believe most of these cunts are all just evil, psychopathic fucksticks who don't deserve to be called human let alone have any authority over the rest of us, as it's about the only analysis that for me makes sense of their actions. But then I sometimes think... "Shit, what if they really are just utterly useless, incompetent fucksticks with zero redeeming qualities who got where they are simply through family etc connections?" and it is this possibility that is now starting to worry me more because at least evil psychopaths have strategy, goals, purpose. Dipshits on the other hand are just vacant in the head.
Don't these people have some kind of security protocol to screen/verify callers? How many times have we seen pranksters fooling gov people? Well, I'm glad this one got through.
What concerns me is the comment “at this stage” does this mean they plan direct involvement, which I would assume includes the U.S. at a later stage. The media is surely warmongering and Biden’s speech today surely sounded like it.
This is so embarrassing - don't these people have means of checking even just a simple password and confirming if another head of state is calling - is Hi it's Volodymyr Zelenskyy can I speak to Mr Wallace pleased? - my passcode is .....'
Please hoaxers don't call Biden and say your Putin and you just pressed the nuke button!
These security lapses occur because western (Cabal Installed) governments prize Diversity and Equity far above technical and tactical competence. To put it another way, "Everything Woke turns to shit." I think I remember somebody once saying that. Sure do miss that guy.
u/#kek
This gif made me guffaw from deep within… In this house, we know the original video well where squirrel is saying “Alan, Alan…” but this version is sublime. Bravo, Based Slav!
No im pretty sure it was steve!
Alan.......................................
Ahhh Steve.
That isnt a squirrel. It's a marmot.
and...you're obviously not a golfer.
Archived Links will be here, going to post videos in order from Twitter Feed
https://archive.ph/11KPV
Video #1
Audio of British Def. Sec. Wallace entertaining Ukrainian nuclear ambitions on phone call w/ a prankster he believed to be the Ukrainian PM was just released.
The MoD insists YouTube take it down, calling it Russian propaganda —and “a substantial risk to UK National security”
https://files.catbox.moe/lluuqf.mp4
Video #2
Right out the gate, Wallace promises new anti-aircraft systems and takes a not-so-subtle shot at France & Germany. Then the UK Defence Sec. seems genuinely unsure whether or not the ‘Ukrainian Prime Minister’ realizes a No-Fly Zone would likely do the regime more harm than good:
https://files.catbox.moe/70ibwu.mp4
Video #3
UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace: “We are not going to directly attack Russian ships or airplanes… at this stage” though it’s a “difficult thing for me to say.” However, he promises more weapons & to let Ukraine regime help decide how close British warships buzz the Russian navy
https://files.catbox.moe/kwb9ti.mp4
Video #4
“We have always wanted you to join NATO, which is why our training teams were there… over the last five years” UK Defence Minister tells pretend Ukrainian Prime Minister. He blames other NATO nations for failure to secure Ukraine’s membership
https://files.catbox.moe/ygiyra.mp4
Video #5
INSANE: Phony Ukraine PM asks for help with nuclear weapons & actual British Defence Secretary replies UK “will support Ukraine” if they “want to explore new weapons.”
Apparently there were even wilder segments removed due to potential impact on “the national security of the UK”
https://files.catbox.moe/yewc5o.mp4
Video #6
British Defence Secretary advises a man he incorrectly believes to be the Ukrainian Prime Minister to “just be very careful” about efforts to acquire nuclear weapons.
As a signatory to Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, the UK “can’t be seen to be” involved.
In other words: CYA.
https://files.catbox.moe/z2vpqu.mp4
Video #7
Wallace almost loses his cool when he senses he’s being blamed for foreign mercenaries fleeing Ukraine on arrival. After a brief lecture on the concept of a “free press,” the UK Defense Secretary labels British field medic and 6-year veteran Jake Priday an “idiot” and a “failure”
https://files.catbox.moe/0vbqvn.mp4
Video #8
The only time the British Defense Secretary actually seems to verge on a moment of clarity is when the pair of pranksters tries to coach him into chanting “Slava Vovan and Lexus.” Even then it’s not enough!
https://files.catbox.moe/8ojokc.mp4
Video #9
Missed this earlier—naturally UK would prefer to use Ukrainians as cannon fodder “at this stage.” But will they to fight Russia themselves at “the next stage?” Wallace seems unwilling to go beyond current deployments in Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania & Ukraine “orbital training team”
(Refers back to Video #3)
https://files.catbox.moe/7hi1sf.mp4
Video #10
Pranksters request “newer NLAW anti-tank weapons,” saying those previously delivered by the UK “often fail.” Wallace tells fake Ukraine PM they’ve already sent 4,000+ (“We’re running out of our own!”) and shifts blame to “the Ukrainian General Staff” for logistical bottlenecks.
https://files.catbox.moe/c74uvk.mp4
Video #11 - FULL VIDEO OF BEN WALLACE
NLAWs a central focus of the British MoD takedown demand, which incidentally reads like a mob boss ultimatum:
“I am confident you would not wish to be a conduit for Russian propaganda or be in any way associated with the potential consequences of this kind of media manipulation”
In sum: UK MoD responded to being duped by the dudes who prank called Lukashenko & Elton John by
calling it propaganda, blaming the “Russian state”
demanding YouTube “remove (or at least block) access to the video”
not disputing the substance of his comments in the least
Full video available on the Vovan and Lexus YouTube channel here:
https://files.catbox.moe/j1ai7v.mp4
Archived News Link
GUARDIAN - Video released showing Russian hoax call with UK defence secretary
https://archive.ph/mAwZO
It wasn’t just Ben Wallace—Home Secretary Priti Patel reportedly fell for it too & an investigation has been announced. Hopefully it goes better than the investigation they did 4 years ago after the same exact guys called Boris Johnson pretending to be the Armenian Prime Minister
Video-prank with Home Secretary Priti Patel (Teaser #1)
https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=_YVwI6eRC-E
https://files.catbox.moe/m9pwie.mp4
Video-prank with Home Secretary Priti Patel (Full Video)
https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=tQ3LEFYJtdI
https://files.catbox.moe/mijxah.mp4
Here's the full video. Much better than watching all these videos separately.
https://files.catbox.moe/p1ibso.mp4
Apparently step 1: label it Russian propaganda.
If step 1 doesn't work, step 2: 1984
If step 2 doesn't work, then they find and oppress them
Re: Video 4: This seems to confirm Russians are in the right for a preemptive strike.
This is worthy of a 100 upvotes from me!
This is worthy of a $100 gift card to Shakey's Pizza!
Does Shakey's still exist? Used to love their unique brand of pizza.
I spent a lifetime trying to forget about the joys of Shakey's... damn you! I loved that place...
Outstanding! Thank you.
WOW!! That's pretty crazy!!
I hear you. I generally tend to believe most of these cunts are all just evil, psychopathic fucksticks who don't deserve to be called human let alone have any authority over the rest of us, as it's about the only analysis that for me makes sense of their actions. But then I sometimes think... "Shit, what if they really are just utterly useless, incompetent fucksticks with zero redeeming qualities who got where they are simply through family etc connections?" and it is this possibility that is now starting to worry me more because at least evil psychopaths have strategy, goals, purpose. Dipshits on the other hand are just vacant in the head.
Outstanding collation and summary, fren. Take a bow, then take the rest of the day off.
Better yet, reread the article about Trump suing Hillary and the gang. Nothing funner than that.
That does give me a big ass goofy smile every time I think about it 🐸
Very true. And very overdue.
What a maroon
These people are stupid
What do you think was said (video was edited) about storing weapons in Poland?
I can't figure out if Poland is based and is part of the plan, or if puppets were also installed there.
Poland is a mix up and definitely not under complete control of the deep state from what I've seen the past few years.
Saw a video a while back about child trafficking. Apparently Warsaw is a hub, or was.
blame russia for everything? - the Doocy
Our very own Peter Doocy
Those videos are keepers, just for the incredible stupidity of the Brit Def. Sec!
holy canoli. just listened to one of them --- alliance of uk and us with ukraine against russia?
THIS is not good!
Thos shit os no joke. THE DEEP state is good with nuking someone.
If you spent billions on nukes, wouldn't you want to use them....eventually? /s
Don't these people have some kind of security protocol to screen/verify callers? How many times have we seen pranksters fooling gov people? Well, I'm glad this one got through.
If they're this stupid covering their own ass, just think how stupid they are with your tax money...
WTF the good parts are censored already...
That is why I saved it all here
https://communities.win/p/15HIAbXCfF/x/c/4OVyIiAgyzm
What concerns me is the comment “at this stage” does this mean they plan direct involvement, which I would assume includes the U.S. at a later stage. The media is surely warmongering and Biden’s speech today surely sounded like it.
Don't forget US Selective Service tweet about partnering up with FEMA for dissenters of the draft.
Yes that is their goal but the only way it succeeds is if they can convince the public to go to war with Russia.
This is so embarrassing - don't these people have means of checking even just a simple password and confirming if another head of state is calling - is Hi it's Volodymyr Zelenskyy can I speak to Mr Wallace pleased? - my passcode is .....'
Please hoaxers don't call Biden and say your Putin and you just pressed the nuke button!
Why has this idiot not resigned?
2 idiots. See the bottom of my comment with all the videos
Made my Friday. I love it. 😂🤪
These security lapses occur because western (Cabal Installed) governments prize Diversity and Equity far above technical and tactical competence. To put it another way, "Everything Woke turns to shit." I think I remember somebody once saying that. Sure do miss that guy.