In the South, the Good Lord has blessed us with hundreds of thousands of acres of kudzu that has been growing for over a century, some fields standing as high as 15 feet or so. I do believe the Lord put that there as a hiding place for the bodies of people like that, they wouldn't be found for decades...maybe centuries, if it's remote enough. Just sayin'....
Love it!
Never forget the line from a movie (forgot the name) when they called 911.
I just shot someone who was molesting a child. The assailant should get the message
Actually, I don't think anyone specified that the perp has to be breathing. Tell the authorities that you kept the weapon trained on the miscreant 'just in case'. Nobody wants a person who's 'playing dead', to alla sudden jump up and run off, before the first responders can take him (wheel him away) into custody (at the morgue). ;) Better safe than sorry...
“Yes officer—he’s right over here. And over there. And some of him is there. He just tripped and fell dick-first into the wood chipper as he fled across the back yard…”
I often tell people who complain on community boards about their neighbor's dogs jumping the fence and killing or maiming their beloved animals, who quite often have sought help from the authorities with no resolution, to just dispatch the offending animal, bury it deep in the woods, and move on. We all have a right to protect what's ours. Animals who attack humans unprovoked, in my opinion, should always be put down.
What else should be done ? Have you seen the price of fertilizers lately ?
Put the wood chipper to good use…
Just be sure to freeze before chipping. A lot less cleanup.
Wow, now THAT is a good idea! Thanks, anon.
Okay that’s just scary you know that!😂
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Oh wait, I'm mixing up all things Buchemi🐸
Smokey was a conscientious objector, man.
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In the South, the Good Lord has blessed us with hundreds of thousands of acres of kudzu that has been growing for over a century, some fields standing as high as 15 feet or so. I do believe the Lord put that there as a hiding place for the bodies of people like that, they wouldn't be found for decades...maybe centuries, if it's remote enough. Just sayin'....
Should've let their "finger slip from anxiety" a few times.
What pedophile? They would never find'em...
A bullet is too merciful. Gotta get the skinning knife, a gag ball and hedge trimmers. With a side of hydrofluoric acid
Don’t forget a potato peeler
Well that's just crazy....
I dont want blood in my potatoes later
Do be careful with the HF acid. Don't want a splash.
Love it! Never forget the line from a movie (forgot the name) when they called 911. I just shot someone who was molesting a child. The assailant should get the message
"CENTER MASS" TO THE GROIN AREA...as her nervous finger accidentally pulls...
PROBLEM SOLVED so he doesn't do this to any other child!!!
My immediate response is: Is that before or after strategically landing a discharge in his groin?
Can you still call it "HOLD AT GUNPOINT" after you shoot them? Asking for a friend.
Actually, I don't think anyone specified that the perp has to be breathing. Tell the authorities that you kept the weapon trained on the miscreant 'just in case'. Nobody wants a person who's 'playing dead', to alla sudden jump up and run off, before the first responders can take him (wheel him away) into custody (at the morgue). ;) Better safe than sorry...
Carry a knife wiped of your prints, that you dont mind losing.
“Yes officer—he’s right over here. And over there. And some of him is there. He just tripped and fell dick-first into the wood chipper as he fled across the back yard…”
I often tell people who complain on community boards about their neighbor's dogs jumping the fence and killing or maiming their beloved animals, who quite often have sought help from the authorities with no resolution, to just dispatch the offending animal, bury it deep in the woods, and move on. We all have a right to protect what's ours. Animals who attack humans unprovoked, in my opinion, should always be put down.
Nah, if you’re in my home in Texas, uninvited, threatening my child, family, etc., I have every right to end your life immediately.