Stacey Abrams just had a skydiving accident
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Stop being silly, I know that’s fake because if it really happened it would have left a way bigger impression.
It would be like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
And set off tsunamis and setting the earth off its axis.
Nope, gotta treat the carcass like a beached whale and use dynamite.
You're all making a mountain out of a mole hill. The firing squad just needs to use harpoon launchers rather than rifles.
If she wasn't vaccinated it would be way worse.
She is grateful to have been boosted, not so much at the landing though.
I'm right there with ya, fren.
Top KeK of the day...
Good morning. Kek.
An example of her bad splattitude.
is that white on the perimeter splattered lard??
ELE
LOL?
NO... LOLELE
That is just really hilarious.
Half the water that was in Lake Mead is now in Lake Stacey.
I heard sh just got hired to play the Michelin man.
Rap and Splat
BLM precursor, Congressman Mickey Leland, got stuck with an incompetent Ethiopian pilot who flew him smack dab into a mountain. After Mount Rushmore, Affirmative Action required that he become the first Afram to have his face on the side of a mountain.
😁😆😜🤣😂👍
Wait, wasn’t she the one that was stuck in the Suez Canal?
Fucking lol
You're too much! 😂