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Oblakhan 20 points ago +20 / -0

How many times before it becomes mathematically impossible to be coincidence?

I thinking we are well past that number. We need to figure out the meaning of these announcements.

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MilitaryJustice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Message is simple: Stop getting jabbed and boosted

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FreedomLover2020 [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Meaning is simple - "Wake the fuck up sheeple", yet they continue to wear masks and get jabbed :-(

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WaraBama 4 points ago +4 / -0

It means the white hats have tagged them out of the game. Not long before all those black hats get a ride to Gitmo. Military tribunals. Pass the popcorn NCSWIC Roll Tide

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skynniman 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many impossibilities before it becomes coincidentally mathematical?

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kayak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. This is comms of some sort.

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FreedomLover2020 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only 3? kek

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Choctaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking that myself, there had to be another 4-5 types that were added just for her.

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RachelkillsBam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Type 3 diabetes is not an officially recognized medical condition. It referred to when someone who has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes goes on to develop Alzheimer's.

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changeagent 13 points ago +13 / -0

The virus must have slipped through the gap... yes, that gap.

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HuskeyG 12 points ago +12 / -0

Def not a thigh gap

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changeagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO... was note expecting that. Very nice.

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heebiejeebie 2 points ago +2 / -0

just image the amount of friction...... if she ran to the buffet... enough sparks would fly to light up the room!

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JizmJunky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Goes into incarceration

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_Big_Mike_Robinson 6 points ago +6 / -0

This pig might actually need to be locked down. We don't need Monkey-pox & kung flu getting stuck in a sweaty smelly fat roll and mutating...

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CommiesGetTheRope 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear they taught her to rise up on her hind legs when you raise a bucket of peanuts to her trunk

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MemeToDeath2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

rofl...did she join the circus when she was younger as the "Bearded Elephant"?

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Halya 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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HenryBowman1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swine flu 2 on the horizon?

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TNBanjoMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

She may have gone isolation, but she still generates her own gravitational field, so be wary when you're within 50 miles of her.... she has her own event horizon that is inescapable.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gravity field only works on barbecue, cheeseburgers and whole pies. Wherever she is they all seem to disappear.

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FreedomLover2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek! Have you folks seen mystery spot in Santa Cruz mountains, where gravity is wonky? Well.. there is no mystery with Abrams.

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Jscholl17 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let me guess: She is proud to have both vaccines and both boosters because without them, she would be worse off?

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5moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're taking a full tube of Iverminton, by weight of course

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JSSS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enjoy Cuba.................

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Dr_Kracka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just in... DoorDash delivery drivers complain they are working 24/7 without breaks.

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inquimous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vaccinated and has mild symptoms.

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Jacurutu99 2 points ago +2 / -0

But was she grateful?

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BootySlayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's gonna need a continent if she needs to isolate. Jokes aside, one more dem/rino "testing positive"....

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Podger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stacey Abrams tests positive for a cold, goes into hibernation.

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billbuckner 2 points ago +2 / -0

In isolation with 10 gallons of butter brittle ice cream from the looks of it.

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SoMuchWinning45 2 points ago +2 / -0

But.... her appetite!!

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably slipped in through that tooth gap.

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americanjerky 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s gonna be living off of Grubhub now… business as usual.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

In other news, seventeen local McDonald's see a marked decrease in the demand for double cheeseburgers by 23% all at once, baffling the franchise owners.

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Chad_Prime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know walruses could get C19

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orion010 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jus tthink of how much viral load is needed

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FreedomLover2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mother load.. kek!

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bootyhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

she"s a big girl and big people have a lot of problems from covid.

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Mycovidfeelslikeacol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone realizes at this point that those testers can't differentiate between covid and the common cold?

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Bartcarsonstrading 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call BS. She's got stuck in a tunnel somewhere, and it's going to take a week to get her out.