When someone says something retarded or is wearing a mask I ask them which booster they're on.

It pairs nicely with "okay, booster."

I have used this so many time and people just look at me like i'm an alien. wearing an LGB shirt only improves the mood

Luv it!!! Mine is, “you sound boosted”. kek kek kek

BTW, my pronouns are Ultra and Mega… please respect them.

Man, for once I would like to create one of these things just to get the credit for it 😆

I just spit out my coffee.

u/#nancypox

Somebody needs a booster

Not much makes me laugh out loud anymore. This did! 🤣

I just smile and say 'vote Biden!'

“Sounds like you have a neurological disease. How many vaccines did you take?” — say it with great concern

BRILLIANT!!! 😺

For old times sake:

CLERK GETS MAD WHEN WOMAN PUTS ON SHEEP MASK: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ptsMAN0FcmfJ/

🤣

Different circumstances but have used: “I’m sorry, I know better than to startle the vaccinated.”

This is why I love this site

I laughed at this for a solid 30 seconds straight. I will be using this.

Love this...except would say 'voluntarily vaccinated' as so many folks initially vaxxed feel tricked and have regrets

the greatest thing is when you actually have the balls to use this in public. Ive been blessed to use it twice now. The first time, the person started yammering about keeping his family safe. The second person looked completely dumbfounded, which was the reaction i was going for.

I keep getting kicked from groups for saying that.

Haha! Every ailment anyone says they have, that’s what I think.

Vaccine accent

🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂👏 C’mon MAN…get with THERRR PROGRAM…IE Lingo…Good HARD EARNED (Stolen) tax payer dollars are going to fund the NEW Educational PROPAGANDA. Woke is: Do you identify as vaccinated?💉 🙏☮️💚🐢

Love it!

I'm stealing this!

Or, "you're behaving like you're vaccinated"