It's official: 30,000 people were dumb enough to purchase Tesla CEO Elon Musk's "Burnt Hair" meme perfume for $100 a pop - and now, he's claiming it's "sold out."
As Musk announced late last night, The Boring Company, his tunnel digging venture, had completely sold out of the "exquisite" perfume that is, per its creator, a "unique, limited edition, collector's item.
Like many other products Musk has launched in the past, "Burnt Hair" is a mix of memes and fanboyism. At the end of September, the world's richest man tweeted what appeared to be a joke about a "scent for men" that smelled of burning hair.
Between then and now, the joke became real enough for the Tesla and SpaceX CEO to sell an astonishing 30,000 bottles.
But Musk's fans will have to wait until they are able to make themselves smell like a dumpster fire. According to The Boring Company's website, the repugnant scent won't be released until the beginning of 2023.
Anything's possible but it seems rather unlikely that is their plan. If Twitter opens up to free speech, that's a good thing. I could see Parlor, Gab, Truth mergers happening in the future - that seems to be the model most tech uses to increase market share. Truth is already gaining too much ground to be put out by twitter allowing free speech plus they are teaming up with Rumble. Those platforms all started/gained popularity because of the censorship on the other platforms. The people that left Twitter/Youtube/whatever are not going to be easily lead back to those platforms just because NOW they are allowing free speech. Some may restart there but I doubt they'll abandon the new platforms that took them in after the cabal platforms kicked them out,
Elonald Trusk! 😯
Kek
Telon Tusk
Trump Musk.... new cologne by Elon.😂🤣😂
the scent of balls (ewwwww sorry, I'll show myself out)
Deez Nutz! 💥💥
Orange balls rad.
And Please, Don't let the door hit you where you are split!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎😎😎
This is real…
It's official: 30,000 people were dumb enough to purchase Tesla CEO Elon Musk's "Burnt Hair" meme perfume for $100 a pop - and now, he's claiming it's "sold out."
As Musk announced late last night, The Boring Company, his tunnel digging venture, had completely sold out of the "exquisite" perfume that is, per its creator, a "unique, limited edition, collector's item.
Like many other products Musk has launched in the past, "Burnt Hair" is a mix of memes and fanboyism. At the end of September, the world's richest man tweeted what appeared to be a joke about a "scent for men" that smelled of burning hair. Between then and now, the joke became real enough for the Tesla and SpaceX CEO to sell an astonishing 30,000 bottles.
But Musk's fans will have to wait until they are able to make themselves smell like a dumpster fire. According to The Boring Company's website, the repugnant scent won't be released until the beginning of 2023.
That’s AMAZING! Trump and Elon morphed.
The Apprentice 2.0.... 😆
Gonna look a lot like a Trump rally. Hehe. All those slacker lefttards dressing up in red, white and blue trying to keep their cushy 3 hr a week jobs.
Maybe the two Bobs will make an appearance.
The two Bobs. Kek!
John C. McGinley's best role to date.
u/#trumpdance
Donalon Trumusk
Ha! This is pure gold! 😂
LOL! Remember, we all let them know that the mockery and pointing and laughing would be in place until the end of time itself.
That's perfect! 😂👏
Hope the firings include all the cia/fbi/DOJ "employees" as well.
Wow. He looks so young!
Wow, he looks so much like Elon Mush too...
Anything's possible but it seems rather unlikely that is their plan. If Twitter opens up to free speech, that's a good thing. I could see Parlor, Gab, Truth mergers happening in the future - that seems to be the model most tech uses to increase market share. Truth is already gaining too much ground to be put out by twitter allowing free speech plus they are teaming up with Rumble. Those platforms all started/gained popularity because of the censorship on the other platforms. The people that left Twitter/Youtube/whatever are not going to be easily lead back to those platforms just because NOW they are allowing free speech. Some may restart there but I doubt they'll abandon the new platforms that took them in after the cabal platforms kicked them out,
It's a thing of beauty.
Kek of the day!