Yeah, you know Pelosi's hammer? No. Think "hammer"
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For the love of all things wholesome
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I COULD’VE GONE MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING THIS EXISTS, Cats. 🤣Now it’s burned into my poor subconscious right next to Nancy in a bikini 🤮
Why are we assuming Paul uses this “hammer” with Nancy? I think there’s a lot more to the male “friend” in the house in the middle of the night while Nancy is away. Probably another such “friend” in the trunk of the car when he had his accident. The guy is a pervert, and would have to be to stay “married” to that wicked witch.
LOL Paul dodged this being exposed with his car accident but couldn't stop with the boy toys, and now he has his current situation....and it happened a week and a half before midterms and also as the twitter floodgates were opened, so that they whole world can point and laugh.
Make it go away
VOTE THEM OUT!
Same thing
You should probably steer clear of Klaus's beachwear line, then.
Klaus Schwab certainly “rocks“ it in his beach attire doesn’t he!
"Things you can't unsee for $2000, Alex..."
I’ve filed that turd right next to Big Mike’s EveningGown Bulge and Nancy-bikinis in the “Reasons To Drink” section of my brain. 😂
Now if he would have said his name was Maxwell and it was a silver hammer, it would be so MUCH more believable. 😏/s
Or, "hammer" may be code for HAMMER/HAMR - the supercomputer used to help steal 2020 via SCORECARD. Praying the White Hats shut it down.
Away with you and your facts!
(I think you're actually right)
So do I. Makes more sense than this fake story
OKAY YES I've been looking for someone else who might have this thought! and so what if sex, drugs etc refers to McAfee? and didn't McAfee have spyware on Pelosis J6 laptop? what if she had the election stuff on there (Hammer) Don't we have a big election TOMORROW in Brazil? kind of spitballing here, but the MSM story doesn't make any sense.
Maybe they just needed to get the word "hammer" into the news as a way of letting their assets know they either 1) have been shut down or 2) need to turn the noise up. Or maybe it was a gay thing gone bad. Seriously, I'd like to think I could get it up in my 80s, but don't know too many old men talking getting laid. Usually they are talking about their dumps. Which begs the question - are these DS/Elite hypersexual? Maybe sucking down tons of Viagra.
I agree with you - Hard to imagine any 80 yo doing meth, coke, and trying to get it up enough to do .... that. Maybe hypersexual. Idk. The whole thing is weird. edit I mean, why not a screwdriver? That would at least make an iota of sense.
Maybe it's part of the lizard DNA. I will say from a sexual standpoint that a new, fresh partner is enough to arouse the most flaccid of men. I have a great sex life with my and were in our 50s. But there are limits - i.e. the Trifecta is 3 times in 24 hours which happens maybe once per month. But - forget the whole marriage thing - if you brought me an endless string of legal aged coeds up to early 30s, I'm pretty sure I could perform multiple times daily. It's the fresh, new thing that excites. I hope that wasn't TMI.
I wouldn't mind if you deleted your comment. 🙂
OH MY!
Captain Sulu…. Is that you….
You'll have to sauce this one yourselves, boys and girls
Pretty sure Mr Pelosi was getting hit with a head hummer. So... semantics
Nancy is hammered, and now her husband is hammered.
This reminds me of The Whitest Kids You Know Skit:
https://youtu.be/2L1tBI0Kk7c
this makes much more sense than a ball peen hammer.. anyone going toe to toe with that is not going to fend well. Would have been much more damage it think...
This reminds me of a fun fact: The band ‘Steely Dan’ is named after a steam powered dildo from the novel ‘Naked Lunch’ made famous in the 1900’s
https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-meaning-of-the-band-name-steely-dan/
The book came in 1959, not the 1800s. The dildo was called "Steely Dan III from Yokohama" and was a strap-on.
Typo..thanks. Fixed it.
Hard enough to crack a skull !!
So theres the hammer. Were is the scorecard?
I'm not even going to ask how you know about this, C5.
Just not going there... 😂🤣😂
Lol that was my first thought🐸
Hey Catsy, we should all pitch in and crowd fund a nice GAW gavel pad with Paul’s name engraved on it for Nancy as a sympathy gift. That way she can hammer order into Paul every day while working in the House. Very thoughtful of us right? :) :) :)
KEK, how about a nice, thick and bouncy one so that when she gavels it, it bounces right back and breaks her nose!
Hahahaha! Yes!!
How about shipping them some of the dildos above engraved with "Pelosi" or something else appropriate.
I thought of the gavel she uses when leading a session of congress.
A few mentions of hammer in Q drops, nothing that I think is truly a marker.
It's coated in the finest latex so as not to leave a mark? I'll see myself out.
fucking lol
hey cats are those for excavating the tough ones lol....sometimes you might need a weed wacker buhahaha
Which end goes where?
Apparently, they didn't know, so when Pelosi said "hurt me," the attacker bopped him on the head. So I guess it could be the big end, for a big asshole, but was probably designed to use the hammerhead as the actual handle for shoving purposes. That's just logical deductions.
So Pelosi has his own ‘Ed Buck’ type of problem…just like Watermelon Head Adam Schiff!?! Young male prostitutes?
Perhaps. It sounds like rich people run out of sane things to occupy their time.
Maybe I should quit playing the lotteries. :)
As far as a Pelosi being hammered is concerned this is a twoofer..... (and I didn't even have to attempt any off-colored gay jokes...)
Oh jeez
Constipation removal?