Watermelon head vs. Elon (with a "kek" thrown in by +++ on TS)
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Schiff just pulled those stats out of his ass anyway.
95.39 % of stats are made up anyhow...
I will circle back to upvote later when this comment is not sitting on 17 up votes.
I like the precision of this comment.
Subject: "Millennium Year Application Software System"
This is to announce the development of a new software system which will be year 2000 compliant.
The program is known as "Millennium Year Application Software System" ( MYASS )
Next Monday we will have a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.
We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.
Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS.
Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, " I'm a little nervous, I have never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterwards she admitted that it was relatively painless and she actually was looking forward to doing it again.
There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.
This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As MYASS grows larger we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say "Here, stick this in MYASS."
It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."
This is beyond classic! This is the funniest shit, I've read in like forever!
I just copied this and saved it out...THE BEST YET FOR A SCRIBE!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Schiff really cares about young gay black men. He just loves them. Especially when they are high on meth he provides.
.... and dead in a room at the Standard hotel...
Despite that Standard being torn down, some peope say that on nights like this, you can still hear Adam screaming.
You win the comment of the day in my book!
I do what I can. By the way, when I posted the same comment on Schiff's twitter, he blocked me. LOL
Kek, good one!
BUCK APPROVES
I think you mean young boys.
I’m not a numbers guy, but I just know those percentages add up to 666 ......somehow.
"Moran"?
...so close....
u/#ummwhat
Kek! I read that as an intentional misspelling. Moran is sarcastically dumber than a moron. Got a good chuckle out of it.
I can explain this!
So um had he spelt it correctly, Twitter would then prompt him with a warning saying that normal people dont tweet this sort of stuff (any insult, slur, swear in english)
Now, twitter is wrong, as well all know, insults is how normal people talk. But Rome isnt built in a day.
Imagine being so blind to follow this ass hole and believe this shit? THIS, is all "this party" has done for decades, is lie and deceive the public. It really is disgraceful. What a disgrace. Just making shit up and hope their lies stick? I'm just trying to wrap my head around how anyone can follow these losers (it's so obvious).
He is all done with Russian collusion?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
How does standard hotel Schiff know what a woman is? He ain’t a biologist
Why don't this pedo faggot just deal with it. Why is everyone offended
The fact he lies so much isn’t what’s surprising to me, it’s just how fucking bad at it he is lol
Dude gets his lies BTFO’d like crazy. Nobody is better than Schiff at getting his obvious, blatant lies dismantled.
what sort of moron misspells moran? Moran is an Irish last name.
It's one of the oldest memes I know of. Look it up
yes, looks like I missed it on that one. am not current on all memes.
Ha! No problem. Sorry if I sounded negative. Didn’t mean to.
one of the oldest memes...
As foretold on the carvings of the pyramid of giza
Oh, I don't know. Saying "Watermelon head is an absolute Moran." is sliding the statement just outside the reaches of a libel suit -- while close enough for most awake people to read the sentiment loud and clear.
Well, I guess who is the Moran now, huh?
That'd be the perpetually-vile pencil-neck who decided to start a pissing contest with Elon Musk by making up a bunch of stats to try and promote a tiresome, trite narrative of raycism. 😏
Maybe he's a big HP lovecraft fan.
Maybe. Plus no one points out I misspelled moron in the first sentence.
Yeah and they say “I won’t eat bugs” is anti-Semitic to boost their numbers.
So what if it was true? Who gives a shit? Oh no, people said things I don't like!
Choked at the end though