It has nothing to do because you look like you fell face first into a tackle box.

I just wanna see it take all the metal shit out and fill its mouth with water. I wanna see that.

I just wanna put a strong neodymium magnet up to her face and see what happens.

BTW if you ever run into creatures like this in the wild, it bothers the shit out of them if you just completely ignore their self-disfigurement. I lived in California for awhile and when, for example, you went to a bookstore where one of these ejeets worked and simply asked where the magazine section was without so much as the slightest acknowledgement of their self-inflicted freak show facial deformities you'd always see a flash of resentment or disappointment on their faces. Poor little things. Many of them do it for shock value or attention and get that sad little jolt of feeling, falsely, "power" or "control" if you play along.

How do the parents of this creature sleep at night?

He should try a Mexican cartel, they like tats.

BTW how loud does he make the metal detector scream, in the airport?

Shove them into an MRI room and hold the door.

What? No job? Put this individual at the Complaints Desk.

Goes thru the metal detector just so she can get frisked…

Hah:
https://twitter.com/TransxLove
I mean, it was probably a parody account anyway.