D'OH! The vaccine is 100% effective— they just injected it at the wrong time! I get it. Hopefully next pandemic we'll get it right! (Anyone else surprised it doesn't say "and Mercury has to be in retrograde - but only if you are a Libra. Duh!"?)
No no. They are no longer claiming it works at all for middle aged people. This has narrowed the list to just older and younger if injected directly at noon. If you’re not older or younger then you’re out of luck.
Probably not. 50% of your immune response is keeping shit in place. Drugs have a wide range of impact depending of if you are fast or not.
During surgeries they don't want any interactions and expect you to be in a fasted state.
The effectiveness of pain meds can be tracked just by the sex technician has administered them to the animal. When a male technician enters the room there is a 30 minute to 1 hour suppression of pain until the animal gets used to the presents of the male technician. Making the medication look more effective than it might actually be.
I would read this as; we get more of the mRNA poison into your cells when your body is distracted by other immune responses.
Actually, from my limited experience it might be more 'effective' if in the middle of the day. The only one I know of that actually died within hours of the covid shot got mid day. He was dead by sunset. That's pretty effective, imho
I'm Cleo. Miss Cleo. I foretell you vaccine will only be effective if you get it between noon and 1 PM EST. This is not data mining... Not in the slightest. It is a true insight into your future, darling.
Dumbest shit I've heard this week.
It's only Monday, loooots of week left!
We’re just getting started. Meet me back here Friday.
D'OH! The vaccine is 100% effective— they just injected it at the wrong time! I get it. Hopefully next pandemic we'll get it right! (Anyone else surprised it doesn't say "and Mercury has to be in retrograde - but only if you are a Libra. Duh!"?)
If mercury is in retrograde then then mercury in the shot is safe. /s
It's when the satanic signals from Saturn are the strongest.
Priceless!
"100% effective!" ... as long as you re-define the word "effective," or the number "100" ... or what a "vaccine" is.
Fortunately, they have done all 3.
No no. They are no longer claiming it works at all for middle aged people. This has narrowed the list to just older and younger if injected directly at noon. If you’re not older or younger then you’re out of luck.
Bill Nye, Editor-at-Large
Heh.
That's because, by the time the vaxx kicked in, they were in bed and could then be written off as "died peacefully in their sleep".
Bullshit?
Probably not. 50% of your immune response is keeping shit in place. Drugs have a wide range of impact depending of if you are fast or not.
During surgeries they don't want any interactions and expect you to be in a fasted state.
The effectiveness of pain meds can be tracked just by the sex technician has administered them to the animal. When a male technician enters the room there is a 30 minute to 1 hour suppression of pain until the animal gets used to the presents of the male technician. Making the medication look more effective than it might actually be.
I would read this as; we get more of the mRNA poison into your cells when your body is distracted by other immune responses.
Actually, from my limited experience it might be more 'effective' if in the middle of the day. The only one I know of that actually died within hours of the covid shot got mid day. He was dead by sunset. That's pretty effective, imho
Works best if taken while bending over
All the Trudeau variant?
Holy crap....human stupidity hits a new low.
THAT'S why they were offering free burgers and fries for the jab...
I’d like a #2 no mayo, combo with the vaxx and a Coke please? Kek Covid idiots.
It's probably the placebo shots that "worked". Check out this resource that breaks down the adverse reactions by batch: https://howbad.info/
I wonder how many vaccinated idiots go “yes! I got my mine at about 11:50”
Answer: All vaxtards that got their shots at 11:50
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I'm Cleo. Miss Cleo. I foretell you vaccine will only be effective if you get it between noon and 1 PM EST. This is not data mining... Not in the slightest. It is a true insight into your future, darling.
What if you got it, midday, but it was cloudy out? What does the ScIEncE say about that??
Trust me bro’
Well, since you put it that way..
BULLSHIT!
That’s not what I heard. It’s only effective on the first Tuesday of the month, and you have to be facing west. C’mon people
Amazing how they keep pushing this poison. Desperate to squeeze in more by making shit up like this.
Laugh all you want, but this totally makes sense. COVID doesn’t transmit while you’re sitting at the lunch table, remember?
Oh, so that's why it doesn't always work. I should have known. Gosh, I am a dummy.
amazing that someone can come up with enough data to prove that, but they can't figure out "suddenly"
Trust the $cience.