First of all… If you read through the thread, my comment
That’s hilarious…
is regarding this comment that bubbles made! It’s a joke, and I was commenting on the joke, not the post of the actual thread.
Calm down, Francis
Here’s the joke bubbles posted for context…
The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB.
A mummy was found in Egypt, and to determine its age and whatnot, three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition.
The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years.
r>The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years.
The KGB team goes next. They hold the mummy for a week, and then come up with this: it was Pharaoh Ramenhotep the Second, born 1022 BC, became king after murdering his uncle, ruled for five years, on the third year of his reign the Nile flooded Luxor, on the fourth year the hittites attacked.
Everyone is perplexed: "How did you find all this out?"
First of all… If you read through the thread, my comment
That’s hilarious…
is regarding this comment that bubbles made! It’s a joke, and I was commenting on the joke, not the post of the actual thread.
Calm down, Francis
Here’s the joke bubbles posted for context…
The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB.
A mummy was found in Egypt, and to determine its age and whatnot, three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition.
The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years.
r>The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years.
The KGB team goes next. They hold the mummy for a week, and then come up with this: it was Pharaoh Ramenhotep the Second, born 1022 BC, became king after murdering his uncle, ruled for five years, on the third year of his reign the Nile flooded Luxor, on the fourth year the hittites attacked.
Everyone is perplexed: "How did you find all this out?"
You could ask the same question about Israel and Gaza couldn’t you? The most guarded border in the entire world, but men were able to parachute in. 🤷♀️
The Cossack is holed up in the Russian consulate in Sydney and broadcasting on his media channel exposing Australian fake media and corrupt politicians as well as releasing daily reports from the Eastern front, he’s wanted by nsw state police on a dubious assault charge after defending himself from a Ukrainian sympathiser on the streets of Sydney.
Faidunin Shamsutdin, 25 years old, born September 17, 1998. The 17th.
You have to be pretty low to just accept a mass murder "job" offer over the Internet. Most of humanity would reply with a resounding FU to a proposition like that regardless of what huge sum they offered.
I'm afraid you're thinking with your heart, friend. It's very disappointing to learn that many people will follow orders to kill for drugs, money or even status in a community.
He's to dumb I believe, fall guy maybe. The men in the video looked looked like trained professionals, calm, cool and focused. The story is ridiculous, you're not going to to throw a net out on Telegram and put a hit team together like that, not to mention the security risk of using a social media platform. This was planned and trained for, not "Meet these guys in the parking lot and go shoot up the place". Maybe the CIA had some tag along idiots they dropped a dime on to get away. Something about this stinks. My spidey senses are starting to go off, almost as if there is collusion between Russia and the CIA., or Russia and white hats with a fake shooting to pin on the CIA; after all the pipeline blew up in their face and everyone knows.
I have often wondered if Alexander Litvinenko was murdered to pin on Putin. Then AJ today brought him up and talked about a CIA hit squad that poisons people, including to frame other people. My suspicions may have been right.
Yes, with every hour, the plot keeps changing. I was just stating what I saw at the time. We’ll see how this pans out, but the guy looks scared out of his mind. MK ultra a strong drug - don’t even do it once 😂😂😂
Remember Tucker said Russia is very clean. I’m thinking it’s for when he shits his pants they don’t have much to clean up. If you are going with the ISIS bull shit then it’s a prayer rug - you know human rights shit Russian style
Clowns In America/(Mossad?) will be found behind this as they were with the Nordstream Pipeline. It just stinks of it. Ask how the U.S. Embassy knew of an impending attack? Where did the embassy obtain its sourcing of Intel?
He would have been better off to have been killed than captured. Now death will allude it for long time even though he wants it more than anything else!
Unfortunately, the CIA isn't dumb. There is no way in hell these guys knew who they really worked for. Unless someone fucked up, there will be nothing but speculation. Maybe that's all that Russia needs. Regardless, I wouldn't want to be a soldier in Ukraine right now. Russia is going to take this out on somebody.
Russia will get the answers....
Here is a funny take
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. 😂
KEK
Keklarious!
That’s hilarious
Here is a concise report on what is really going on with sauces: https://www.dagnyintel.com/post/it-wasn-t-isis-wake-up-call
I am surprised at the amount of ignorance in the comments at GAW today. Usually you guys are on top of things.
Also… The original post was posted over 12 hours ago. I’m sure the story is changing hourly. Thank you for this information.
Thanks for the comment. if anyone dare question the tight control here, you upset people. Makes me sad.
Regarding your comment, made regarding my comment from
u/OrangeAngel2
First of all… If you read through the thread, my comment
That’s hilarious…
is regarding this comment that bubbles made! It’s a joke, and I was commenting on the joke, not the post of the actual thread.
Calm down, Francis
Here’s the joke bubbles posted for context…
The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB. A mummy was found in Egypt, and to determine its age and whatnot, three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition.
The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years. r>The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years.
The KGB team goes next. They hold the mummy for a week, and then come up with this: it was Pharaoh Ramenhotep the Second, born 1022 BC, became king after murdering his uncle, ruled for five years, on the third year of his reign the Nile flooded Luxor, on the fourth year the hittites attacked.
Everyone is perplexed: "How did you find all this out?"
"He confessed"
First of all… If you read through the thread, my comment
That’s hilarious…
is regarding this comment that bubbles made! It’s a joke, and I was commenting on the joke, not the post of the actual thread.
Calm down, Francis
Here’s the joke bubbles posted for context…
The CIA, The Mossad and The KGB. A mummy was found in Egypt, and to determine its age and whatnot, three best forensic teams of the world decided to start a competition.
The CIA went first. They studied the mummy for a year, and then came up with a result: the person lived around 1000 years BC, plus or minus 200 years. r>The Mossad goes next. They study the mummy for a month, and conclude: it was a pharaoh who ruled 1000 years BC, give or take 100 years.
The KGB team goes next. They hold the mummy for a week, and then come up with this: it was Pharaoh Ramenhotep the Second, born 1022 BC, became king after murdering his uncle, ruled for five years, on the third year of his reign the Nile flooded Luxor, on the fourth year the hittites attacked.
Everyone is perplexed: "How did you find all this out?"
"He confessed"
This was just posted:
Pew pew pew Boom boom boom 💥
How would that happen?
The suspects are in Russia. The two countries are at war.......How would Ukraine open a window IN RUSSIA for people to get to Ukraine.
These borders are well guarded and littered with mines.
If you added up the minefields, they would be as big as Florida
Well Ive emailed your question to Putin. No reply as yet.
You could ask the same question about Israel and Gaza couldn’t you? The most guarded border in the entire world, but men were able to parachute in. 🤷♀️
Hmm. He doesn't look very ISIS to me.
It was never ISIS.
Tajik passports.
He is from west Ukraine where the terrorists were trying to flee after attack.
Does he look like a SISI to you?
The Cossack is holed up in the Russian consulate in Sydney and broadcasting on his media channel exposing Australian fake media and corrupt politicians as well as releasing daily reports from the Eastern front, he’s wanted by nsw state police on a dubious assault charge after defending himself from a Ukrainian sympathiser on the streets of Sydney.
Okay, makes sense why he would have access to this footage. This seems to be real. RT's editor tweeted some stuff as well.
Another clip with subtitles https://twitter.com/aussiecossack/status/1771494387156967550
Faidunin Shamsutdin, 25 years old, born September 17, 1998. The 17th.
You have to be pretty low to just accept a mass murder "job" offer over the Internet. Most of humanity would reply with a resounding FU to a proposition like that regardless of what huge sum they offered.
I'm afraid you're thinking with your heart, friend. It's very disappointing to learn that many people will follow orders to kill for drugs, money or even status in a community.
$10,836.03..... something tells me he won't get the chance to spend it.
That amount of money won’t even give you three months rent, utilities, groceries and gas in America. 😂😂😂
Tell me about it
📠
That was helpful, thanks
This guy is scared shitless he is not a terrorist.
The C_A loves their patsies.
Yeah, he's shivering like a kitten while everyone else is wearing heavy coats.
He was hired on telegram!
He's to dumb I believe, fall guy maybe. The men in the video looked looked like trained professionals, calm, cool and focused. The story is ridiculous, you're not going to to throw a net out on Telegram and put a hit team together like that, not to mention the security risk of using a social media platform. This was planned and trained for, not "Meet these guys in the parking lot and go shoot up the place". Maybe the CIA had some tag along idiots they dropped a dime on to get away. Something about this stinks. My spidey senses are starting to go off, almost as if there is collusion between Russia and the CIA., or Russia and white hats with a fake shooting to pin on the CIA; after all the pipeline blew up in their face and everyone knows.
I hope Putin retaliates with wetworks.
I have often wondered if Alexander Litvinenko was murdered to pin on Putin. Then AJ today brought him up and talked about a CIA hit squad that poisons people, including to frame other people. My suspicions may have been right.
Ilhan the brotherfucker to the rescue
I chuckled out loud at this.
Literally shaking like a leaf.
If this footage is real, the CIA and Zelensky are also shaking like a leaf.
He's freezing. Look at how everyone else is dressed. No mercy for anyone involved in this mess, regardless if he's ISIS or Ukrainian or both.
Fake and gay
Seems like there is confirmation from other sources, including RT
Yes, with every hour, the plot keeps changing. I was just stating what I saw at the time. We’ll see how this pans out, but the guy looks scared out of his mind. MK ultra a strong drug - don’t even do it once 😂😂😂
I hear ya
Talk about being on the spot...
How long did he work for the FBI, before being assigned to Russia?
Looks like he's freezing his butt off.
He's going to be cold for a very long time.
Yes, one way or another....
Cold War … re-visited
You guys never disappoint!
🫡
Why did they get a piece of cardboard to have him sit on?
Remember Tucker said Russia is very clean. I’m thinking it’s for when he shits his pants they don’t have much to clean up. If you are going with the ISIS bull shit then it’s a prayer rug - you know human rights shit Russian style
Russians are not monsters!
Clowns In America/(Mossad?) will be found behind this as they were with the Nordstream Pipeline. It just stinks of it. Ask how the U.S. Embassy knew of an impending attack? Where did the embassy obtain its sourcing of Intel?
He would have been better off to have been killed than captured. Now death will allude it for long time even though he wants it more than anything else!
Unfortunately, the CIA isn't dumb. There is no way in hell these guys knew who they really worked for. Unless someone fucked up, there will be nothing but speculation. Maybe that's all that Russia needs. Regardless, I wouldn't want to be a soldier in Ukraine right now. Russia is going to take this out on somebody.
Gaza and Israel do not have a mined border.
They were not in open war in October.
Give us the names…
Then you have my permission to die.