Now "bright street lights" are causing strokes, instead of, you know...the little jabby-jab everyone was forced to get...
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🧠 These people are stupid!
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Well if sleeping with your blinds open or fasting don't give you a stroke, the bright lights will...
Tomorrow it'll be waking up can lead to a stroke...
No, it's breathing. Breathing causes strokes, and also climate change, you anti-vax, anti-science bigot !!
Seriously... are there really any people out there that are stupid enough to believe this crap? Hopefully very few...
Funny you mention that...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13236607/sleep-study-blinds-increased-risk-stroke-heart-attack.html
My favorite one is still "Died suddenly from too much joy".....only second to "Died suddenly from the sound of referee whistles". 👍
I haven't changed the sheets on my bed in months. I'm too skeered
It's almost like they're playing a game of "how fucking stupid are people?". They're trying to gage how much of the population is still consuming the MSM narrative.
At this rate, lamestream media will be reporting, right before the election, breathing air now causes strokes.
It is so funny and ridiculous what they will blame it on. How stupid do they have to go on the blame for people on the left to finally go "What???"
Yeah it’s of course not the clot-shots. 🙄
I have a stroke every time I see a bright street light. It's all good. Oh wait, no I don't get a stroke, my pupils contract. Sorry, I'm always mixing those things up. Maybe I looked at a bright light and got brain damaged. 🤕
So the list grows. What do we have here. Nintendo, bike rides. Running, Marijuana. Red meat, your window blinds???? Being white??? Some of these are retarded. Sneezing or coughing not sure which. Walking. Their were so many.
Climate change will be next excuse for causing risk of stroke.
After that, it will be "sea level rise". :>)
Sea levels rose 0.01mm last year... so 10,000 people in Colorado or Montana had a stroke?
We went from Everything is racism, to Everything will kill you.
The paranoia of these people is crazy.
How come these bright lights never did this before?
BAFFLED.
If it gets the street lights dimmed I don't care what lies they tell.
Found on weather.com of all places. Even The Weather Channel is now pushing the narrative.
The Weather Channel has long pushed the narrative. Theyve been caught numerous times faking video from hurricanes and storms. I remember one where I think it was Jim Cantore was standing in hip deep water. But pan the camera out and hes in a ditch and there are kids skateboarding down the street next to him.
And why do you suppose they name every winter storm now?
I use accuweather.com for radar in the AM (work is weather dependent). Its run by a former Weather Channel guy. Their sidebar is always filled with death cult narratives.
More sauce: https://nypost.com/2024/03/25/lifestyle/bright-outdoor-lights-at-night-could-increase-stroke-risk-study/amp/