It happens every brood, about 10% are infected with it. Their gonads fall off and and they spread spores as they move about until they die. It’s clickbait, the same as anything with ‘zombie’ in the title.
There is a movie called "the Beast Within" from 1982, which is about the cicada. Rob Zombie also wrote a song about the "Seventeen Year Locust" They are extremely loud. After they mate they leave behind a creepy carapace which can be found clinging to trees. We would carefully remove them and wear them on our sweaters when we were kids.
Oh please, please tell me that Big Pharma has another vaccine to protect us from the “sexually transmitted fungus”. I plead the government to lock us down in our houses to protect us from this horrific plague. (Please note this is satire!)
Does anybody know if chickens will eat these bugs? I was happy they were going to get a free meal. Now, I hope they don't get sick from zombie cicadas 🙃
We had an atrium at work where a duck decided to nest. She hatched a half dozen ducklings. People would go out on lunch break and catch cicadas and fill up small boxes. They would put the boxes in the atrium and the cicadas would get out and crawl around. The baby ducks fell all over themselves trying to catch the bugs. Great afternoon entertainment. No work accomplished. They even made to company newsletter
This seems like comms. They're telling each other and us the Summer of Love part 2 is a GO and it will be accompanied by a plague like the AIDES which will be this year's Election Infection.
Good morning, NPC's. Your narrative, whether or not you choose to accept it, is "zombie insect sex apocalypse".
Wierd bug...spends most it's life in larval form underground...then hatch out..get laid..and die
How do they know all this? Like are these bugs off their Ativan, and so the “scientists” know these bugs are going to Phuck anything that moves? 😂😂
It happens every brood, about 10% are infected with it. Their gonads fall off and and they spread spores as they move about until they die. It’s clickbait, the same as anything with ‘zombie’ in the title.
STD infected Rape Cicadas 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Gen Z Discord users are suddenly interested
Must be LGBT Cicadas.
They should have made them the pretty colors
IDC what extras the bugs are equipped with this year. They'll make excellent bass bait same as every year. It's top-water season boys!
Excellent! Will try them on my trotline and see what happens.
Don’t worry. Bill Gates will round them up and make food for the left.
Can we change the name from lamestream media to black pill media. I file the motion kek
Sounds like one of those adult parody movies. XXX, This is NOT the Walking Dead.
There is a movie called "the Beast Within" from 1982, which is about the cicada. Rob Zombie also wrote a song about the "Seventeen Year Locust" They are extremely loud. After they mate they leave behind a creepy carapace which can be found clinging to trees. We would carefully remove them and wear them on our sweaters when we were kids.
Which one of the fungal dickheads had sex with a cicada?
what is the world coming to when even cicadas are getting STD's?
Oh please, please tell me that Big Pharma has another vaccine to protect us from the “sexually transmitted fungus”. I plead the government to lock us down in our houses to protect us from this horrific plague. (Please note this is satire!)
Anyone have that one on their bingo card?
Does anybody know if chickens will eat these bugs? I was happy they were going to get a free meal. Now, I hope they don't get sick from zombie cicadas 🙃
I know ducks love them
Good to know. Thanks!
We had an atrium at work where a duck decided to nest. She hatched a half dozen ducklings. People would go out on lunch break and catch cicadas and fill up small boxes. They would put the boxes in the atrium and the cicadas would get out and crawl around. The baby ducks fell all over themselves trying to catch the bugs. Great afternoon entertainment. No work accomplished. They even made to company newsletter
That's an adorable story. Thank you for sharing. I was always fond of the book, Make Way For Ducklings as a child. Your story made me picture that.
This seems like comms. They're telling each other and us the Summer of Love part 2 is a GO and it will be accompanied by a plague like the AIDES which will be this year's Election Infection.
Oh no! We're gonna catch the cicada flu or Cicada Virus 24?