My cousin worked in a maternity ward in Pittsburgh. A lady gave birth to a little girl and named her Meconium because she heard the word spoken by the nurses! Can you believe it?
Yes. My sister told a similar story years ago when she had a baby in a Chicago hospital. Some woman named her baby Vagina, because she heard the nurse say it.
A family court judge I shadowed told me about one kid named Nosmo King so named because the last thing the mom saw before giving birth was a no smoking sign.
That and the number of So Unique girls born in the same city, LOL.
Let me see: This one is having a hard time finding even a girlfriend, living at home on social security because he has
Should I go on? LOL
You forgot to mention he has a micro penis
That fat pavement ape hasn't seen his cox in years without a mirror.
Dickydoo syndrome...His belly stick out more than his dicky do
Howls. Yes, and he would need the blue pills in order to do anything.
I don't think a truckload of blue pills could get that thing to rise 🤣
Howls.
Well it would be impossible to tell, buried in fat.
Doomed from birth by its name. At this point I believe they just say the first thing that comes to mind when axed what to name the child.
My cousin worked in a maternity ward in Pittsburgh. A lady gave birth to a little girl and named her Meconium because she heard the word spoken by the nurses! Can you believe it?
Yes. My sister told a similar story years ago when she had a baby in a Chicago hospital. Some woman named her baby Vagina, because she heard the nurse say it.
A family court judge I shadowed told me about one kid named Nosmo King so named because the last thing the mom saw before giving birth was a no smoking sign.
That and the number of So Unique girls born in the same city, LOL.
KEK
The effort was worth it for a single laugh 😀
Yes.
Demarqeyun....Is that an Irish name? 🤷♂️
I'm confused......😉
Yes, his name sounds like a aptronym. I had to look it up.
I bet he opted for the free donuts when he got his vax.
Free donuts? He ate the entire store… with people still in it.
Oh. Most likely.
All these deranged people I am sure they are vaxxed.
You forgot he was triggered and needed a safe place.
Safe place? Jail is safe.
Yes.
Don't forget the unmet mental health challenges.
I would argue his obesity and penchant for vandalism are two symptoms of a single issue… no impulse control.
Yes. Definitely.