DOGE: Once the DOGE team breached the fortress of taxpayer-funded tranquility known as the U.S. Institute of Peace, the accounting firm overseeing its books promptly deleted over a terabyte of financial data—an act as subtle as a burglar torching the crime scene. Fortunately, Big Balls intervened, recovering the lost data and exposing a veritable orgy of fraud, waste, and abuse, including the agency’s peculiar addiction to private jet travel, all in the noble name of “peace.”
It's like walking down a hallway that reaches into the far distance, with doors on either side. When you open a door, you see a scene of squalid, perverse, extravagant waste and misappropriation. After the first half-dozen doors, you might think you had seen it all, but every Next Door compels visceral disgust.
You would need a frying pan the size of Texas to righteously roast these miscreants.
Peace (Salaam) in Islam means "victory over the kafir". Now you understand what the 20 year Muslim Brotherhood plan to install Middle East "peace" is about.
Anyone who put their finger on the delete buton must get 20 years in prison. These government officials and contractors must learn the data belongs to the people, the taxpayers who pay them.
Nothing is ever deleted. Is there even a tiny corner of our government that is not fraudulent?
Yup, there is always a digital trail.
Nope, I believe the entire government is that way. Please, somebody convince me that i'm wrong.
The foundation stone of all governments is based on “lawful” theft with the threat of violence if you don’t comply.
I think the tiny square whatever footage of the Oval office is free and clear of fraudulent activity. That's about the extent, imo.
The Oval Office doesn’t have corners.
It still has a square footage though
G, I wonder Y
It's Big Balls to the walls.
...those private jets will trip one up...
...doggy winks...
That's interesting. I wonder how many trips those private jets made to Epstein's Island.
" I wonder how many trips those private jets made to Epstein's Island."
...valid question deserving of a honest answer....
Hopefully we get an honest answer soon. That will shock a lot of people!
Don't forget to empty the recycle bin. :-)
Seriously though, if you don't know how to nuke a drive you probably shouldn't be embezzling tax payer money.
You mean like…with a cloth??
Also, destruction of government records is supposedly a serious crime. We shall see if anything happens.
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It's like walking down a hallway that reaches into the far distance, with doors on either side. When you open a door, you see a scene of squalid, perverse, extravagant waste and misappropriation. After the first half-dozen doors, you might think you had seen it all, but every Next Door compels visceral disgust.
You would need a frying pan the size of Texas to righteously roast these miscreants.
Yay! Big Balls!! Our hero 🤣
The fact that we have a hero named "Big Balls" is conclusive evidence that we are living in a Monty Python movie.
Ni!
I think it would be awesomely keklarious if there was a female DOGEr who used the handle: bust_d_balls...
Biggus Dickus agrees.
They did not attend the Hillary School of hammers and bit bleach
I must have missed the televised Perp Walk … of like ANYONE.
What’s the problem DONT you gas up the jet so run up to Costco, pot shop, liquor store, come man get with it, (Stire)
Punish and prosecute those who deleted government records. Isn’t that a problem? Or is it just for Republicans?
Hopefully they can track down the people responsible for this and actually throw them in jail.
Go Big Balz
Peace (Salaam) in Islam means "victory over the kafir". Now you understand what the 20 year Muslim Brotherhood plan to install Middle East "peace" is about.
God please help us all.
I wonder how many crooks still use paper and filing cabinets...
Have you ever worked off the books? The parallel economy is yuge in the NE trades.
North East?
Si senor.
Anyone who put their finger on the delete buton must get 20 years in prison. These government officials and contractors must learn the data belongs to the people, the taxpayers who pay them.
If they're following GAAP then why have to delete anything in any of these Govt depts?
they should have take lessons from Hillary and used a hammer
Shouldn't they be charged for that