Due to rumors of WW3, France has preemptively surrendered.
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General Patton - " I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me. "
Oh boy….. more surplus rifles. Only dropped once.
And never fired.
French WW II veteran: "Only dropped twice!"
Ghost of French WW I veteran: "Make it thrice!"
KEK!
That is hilarious! 😂🤣 I'm stealing that. 😁
Dude was beaten into surrender -- by his husband.
Love it. Reminds me of the many one liners about France's surrendering...
Did you know France is the only country in the world with reverse lights on their tanks?
What's the French Battle Flag? A white field with a yellow stripe down it's back.
The French Army: undefeated in retreat since 1914.
The only thing faster than French cavalry is their white flag deployment team.
French tanks have five gears: four reverse and one for parades.
In case of war, break glass and release the French to negotiate.
France’s new military strategy: surrender preemptively and save on ammo.
The French Army motto: 'Live to flee another day.'
Only the French could weaponize a shrug.
If Napoleon saw them now, he’d invade France just to teach them how it’s done.
France: where military history is taught in two parts—‘Before Surrender’ and ‘After Apology.'
The French don’t lose wars; they just start collaborating early.
Vive la Résistance! Because somebody had to fight while the government was making wine lists for the Nazis.
French combat doctrine: when in doubt, retreat. When not in doubt, still retreat.
The French Foreign Legion: proof that even France doesn’t trust its own citizens to fight.
Covering up his black eye.
He's rubbing the boo boo that Birdshit gave him
Waving their WHITE battle flag! Kek
If you wear a wedding band on your right ring finger dies it mean that your wife is a man?
It's funny.... Yesterday, Trump was talking about how everyone else but the USA celebrates Whirled wars and even takes days off for it like a holiday.....
He mentioned France and questioned what they were celebrating exactly...It was pretty hilarious
Macroni & Cheesedick
Of all the articles I've read this month, this is the most believable.
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Don't forget the Swiss, who claim to be neutral, yet host the Globalists institutions! Nice cover!
Dang Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys!