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Disgusting, stinky, cold blooded, dangerous... I love it.
u/#clownworld
I would prefer Skunk Spray, it sticks and lasts about a week....
As long as it comes in a sleek "Portland Power Shot" model!
Can we can stop by Iowa and load it with pig shit on the way to Minneapolis and Dearborn? I'd gofundme the hazard pay.
'Manure Gun' sounds lame, call it what it is....a shit cannon.
🐸💖👌
Perfect. The little Commies can be full of crap inside and out.
Correct!
Maybe Pfizer can quickly develop a "Hoof and Mouth" vaccine. 🤷♂️
What happened to the water canons?
I like the water canon option too.
They'll have to supply their own water cannons to rinse the poop off... 😁👍🇺🇲
Is that the lore?
problem solved
Lefties like to fuck shitholes though....
Are LRAD acoustic weapons still an option? Less mess but would love to see the rioters try to wash.
Playing the brown note?
Outstanding!!
Effective, but who would be responsible for the cleanup?
That was my first thought. That smell doesn't just go away. It takes time. But, then again, that "time" is just what blue cities need to reflect on their ignorance during the clean up. The clean up will just make them more angry. But, again, they are angry rotten souls anyway? So, who cares?.... Well, I do. Otherwise, we are just like them. If that makes any fuckin sense...
HELL YES!
It wont work. The lefties will like it too much.
waste of shit, better to spray it on something that will actually contribute to the economy
Entertainment value. I'm sure one could monetize reels.
They poke each other in the pooper for fun. I don't think theyre gonna get the message
Yes yes yes do it to it... Bonus...could track them too!
Another shitpost, this time its about a turd howitzer. Could this cannon be mixed with dye and carolina reaper juice, for that extra frisson?
Yes. A literal shit post
Those things propeller their own fecal matter, and would contaminate any body of water quickly. I was innocently watching Bugs and Slugs one evening and they showed a hippo defecating underwater. Propeller action and a swarm of fish like shit seeking pirahana. I don't know how they would do on land, though. Highly aggressive, I wouldn't want the job of trying to convince them to poo on command.
Isn't there enough shit in the street already?