Anyone know what Sent McConnell to the Hospital?
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Im guessing old as hell and missing his shell
Someone set him on a fence post and he got dehydrated, is my guess.
Perfect for target practice…
Maybe he needs some pizza?
And live underground, and collab with a reporter..... that was the craziest semi-conspiracy that was thrown at me the other day. Made me doubletake
What was the theory?
Just acknowledgement that theyre reptilians, living underground, surviving by pizza, coordinating with news reporter... Nothing further but it did make my ears perk up.
Oh wow.
Ninja Turtles..... if that wasnt clear ha
Good one. No where to hide without your shell.
Missing his shell...kek.
Did comey steal it?
Someone put out a bolo on Mario and Luigi
An ambulance? I’ll show myself out.
I understand and totally approve of your lack of impulse control.
A death Angel?
...old age...
a common condition from which there is no recovery. also a lost opportunity for those deluded into serving past their ability. the opportunity to relax and enjoy the dwindling years left.
the opportunity to relax and enjoy the dwindling years left."
...I plan on dying with my boots on...
...fishing waders to be exact...
Ordinarily, I would agree, but in his case, I am inclined to think the problem is "old rage."
Pre requisite for congress no?
They may wheel him in in a stretcher for his next vote. Jokes aside wishing him well.
i think pelosi gave him an up skirt............ woah yuk that would do it
hahahahaha
TDS
MDS.
I heard Musk made an offer on his wife's company.
trust me bro
Evilitis
Maybe a “who” and not a “what”?
Poisoned adrenachrome?
Mitch McConnell hospitalized but receiving ‘excellent care,’ adviser says https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/senate/4608084/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-health/ https://truthsocial.com/@WashingtonExaminer/116749764422349292
Excellent care = just die here
Some dirt was revealed on his anointed replacement?
Shell-Shock!
Ingrown betrayal. It's incurable.
Shell rot
Jabb?
Cocaine?
Or was it heroin?
u/#mitchglitch
Live from the hospital:
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There must be a few indictments with his name on the. He needs to bow out, afraid he'll hang from a noose for his crimes against our country.
Have you seen his wife? Maybe he had Priapism. He got a painful erection after she bent over to get something out her wardrobe, shortly after she took a shower. Maybe her towel fell off.
Moar likely Schiff pulled the button ears out too fast..