Wow. You must be a youngster!

Me too. Didn't Q say "trust Sessions"? I'd like to get clarity on that!

I know I have the mouth of a sailor but that is one word I can't use

I wish I could remember what I did all those years ago but I say just go for it!

Congrats!!!!!

I collected $100 from a friend who swore up and down Trump wouldn't be elected because the dems would cheat.

I wondered that about the grocery store lady with the 6 inch coffin nails - how DOES she wipe her own ass??

I did the same for my 4 dogs. I'd make a month in advance and then stack them in the freezer alternating proteins, because God forbid my pack ate the same protein two days in a row!! Anyway, our last one died at age 19 1/2.

This was the most satisfying public spanking

I want to print this and frame it in my living room!

And he got a letter at daddy Bush's funeral

Because nobody cares about Hollywood people. The mask has slipped

When the words "retarded faggot" came out of their mouths and no level-headed conservative Maga America-First person gouged their nose with a bull ring, dyed their hair blue, and threw molotov cocktails through store windows. You know, when a joke was a joke and EVERYONE was the butt of it and life went on.

I hate these old bags just as much as everyone else does, but don't they go on hiatus this time every year?

That faggot Graham should just STFU, and my senator Cornyn must be up for reelection because suddenly he's a hard core Trump "loyalist" in TV ads. Again.

I woke up to a text from my oldest son, "Don't read the internet until you see the new South Park"

Remember when Trump was sitting next to Obama at Carter's funeral? That's probably what they were talking about. Trump was probably saying, "Remember all those years ago when I was talking about your fake birth certificate and you thought you got away with it? Wait until you see the next act."

I was a bit confused too. Unless the dude was arrested and released on bond and THEN went to pick up the 13 year old to possibly eliminate the witness?

Finally! Does anyone else feel like we all went to the gender reveal party 10 years ago and the rest of the world is just now finding out it's a boy? It must just be exhaustion from being in the digital trenches so long

"quite funny"??

Unfortunately I spent an hour and a half yesterday at the courthouse annex getting 2 registration stickers. It was like the UN in there. A cacophony of foreign languages being spoken. I'm in a big city though

The video cut off at the perfect time, she doesn't know shit about "the American people"

This will be fun to watch the freak outs, but no way this is true.

Savage!

Kind of a nothing story.