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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we could be frens, fren. Take my updoot. Please.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read a thread once, probably on this site, when a baby is first born, and his or her little lungs fill with air for the first time, it sounds like a "yah" sound. Take a deep breath, a really deep breath, and what do you hear? And then when we all exhale, deeply exhale, it sort of sounds like like a "way" sound. Try to exhale deeply, forcefully, and not sound like you are saying "way".

So when we are born, we say 'yah', and when we die, our final exhale will sound like a 'way', and we will have spent our entire lives in the entire interim with the actual name of God on our lips.

Downvote me if you want, I don't care. I know with all my remaining breaths and my final exhalation someday, I fervently know who I will be praying to.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would hope a certain joke Ukranian Pianist gets some punishment after 11/5, but the joke may be that he is into that sorta thing...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting theory. I somehow hope his brilliant mind and many beneficial inventions found him favor in Our Creator's Eyes, although human works ultimately mean nothing...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't ol' Ben Franklin also advocate that our national bird should have been the turkey instead of the bald eagle?

Male Turkeys are actually naturally colored in resplendent Red, White, and (warning: oxford comma), Blue!

Turkeys are a Native North American species, not found anywhere else on Earth!

Male Turkeys spend most of their time managing a harem of hens, and think nothing more than eating and re-producing. What an existence!

Eagles are vicious raptors/scavengers that are little more than buzzards, with better PR.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

i also have two younger brothers, that I am struggling to awaken. Which is ironic, because they never listened to anything from an authoritarian standpoint...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think King Chuck the Turd, ol' sausage fingers him-self, changed that as one of his first acts, his mummy's wishes notwithstanding..

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

DJT would have helped George Washington with his first campaign slogan.

"Make America!"

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rope is cheap. And re-usable. And satisfies those hemp-promoting hippies that this magical plant is the cure for all our ills... As long as we keep building gallows, and supplying good ethical rope! Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bethesda. Biblical. This saddens me, on multiple levels.

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