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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they have adequate leg-room, and thigh-room, I'd consider buying a ticket to Cabo. Not gonna lie..

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm waiting to hear how many "86-47" t-shirts are stopped by TDA in airports, and forced to wear inside-out for spreading hateful messages...3...2...1...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare we remember! Pepe-ridge Farms remembers!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iron Man vs. Captain America...

Cap: Cumberbatch was a better Sherlock...

Iron Man: CIVIL WAR!!!

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

CANADA

SNOT

FOR SALE

a bad mis-reading of Shrek's sweatshirt...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

One tip I've learned - if you replace the 'c' in catbox with an 'f' to spell fatbox in the URL, sometimes it will fool the ISP and let you view the content. I have to do this quite a bit on my cell phone.

Cheers, fren!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

My team, "MY TEAM!", the Pittsburgh Kneelers, cowered back in the locker room while former Army Captain Alejandro Villanueva, Ranger, Bronze Star winner, 3 tours in the sandbox, and West Point graduate, had to beg permission from his team captains to stand alone in the tunnel just far enough to see the flag during the anthem. And then had to "apologize" to his team later for being selfishly caught on camera. His #78 game jersey became an instant best-seller.

I hate this timeline.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Row to Bottom Row, Left to Right.

Row 1: Real, Fake, Real, Real

Row 2: Fake, Fake, Fake, Real? (weird angle)

Row 3: Fake, Fake, Real, Fake

Row 4: Fake (worst ever!), Fake, Fake, Fake

The cleft chin thing really clarifies things. Real Joe had a wide, solid jaw, nice teeth, and a crooked smile...

Edit: formatting...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmm, time for some moar covfefe!

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why me, Lord? Why now? I'm old, and fat, and slow now. 20 to 30 years ago, I could've been helpful to the cause...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I ever dare to step in front of you, u/Joys1Daughter, my sister, know that you especially have been loved, here...

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump walked in front of the Queen, if you all remember... Pepe-ridge Farms remembers...

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