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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all hunky dory now but wait until the unions get to them and convince them to organize.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the dust-bowl all over again.

"...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."

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CrockOSuds 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine stealing somebody's wallet, blowing all the cash and running up all of the credit cards just to go back to the victim and say "So, how do you plan on paying off your credit cards?".

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was staying there because he didn't trust the ice machine at Motel 6.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he buys it he should require that Maddow's contract is part of the deal. Her contract is good through 2027. He needs to have her be the one to tell the truth and expose Project Mockingbird. She needs to go back to every lie she ever told on air and tell the truth then tell the public that this was yet another thing she lied about.

"I'm Rachael Maddow and tonight I'll be exposing another lie of mine that I KNOWINGLY misled the American public about..."

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody (Andrew Feinberg of The Independent) saw Vance's entourage leaving Mar-a-Lago which included secret service vehicles and two ambulances. He jumped to the conclusion that somebody had a medical emergency and of course every medical emergency ends in death and of course the only person who could die of a medical emergency resulting in death at Mar-a-Lago would be Trump himself.

An unnamed producer at CBS sent Feinburg the hot tip. Trump's advisor Steven Cheung called the producer a "fucking dummy".

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was told "I bet you a million dollars you cant put these fifteen woke terms in one run-on sentence:

Fostering

Diverse

Inclusive

Unified

Culture

Representative of

Society

Authentic selves

Transformative

DEI

Pride

Individuality

Equity

Transition

Policy Revision"

And he was like "I bet you your long established car company I can!"

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great comments on their Twitter.

They keep telling people "This is a pivotal moment" for their brand. They eventually stopped saying that but they are still responding to the harsh comments (God bless their hearts) but now they are saying they will forward the comment to the marketing department.

Here's their pivotal moment in real time.

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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump is in charge.

The whole world sees Trump as the president. Nobody sees Joe or Kamala as being in charge of anything.

Lol by Qtoad
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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's from the Gillette commercial. It showed a "toxic white male" getting ready to approach an attractive woman when a "sensible black man" stops him thereby protecting the innocent white woman from becoming the victim of the white patriarchy.

In this instance it's the DOGE stepping in to stop the US government from pursuing stupid shit.

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CrockOSuds 10 points ago +11 / -1

She's smarter than she's allowed to let on. He's her boss. She's waking him up in a tactful enough way so that she doesn't lose her job.

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CrockOSuds 23 points ago +24 / -1

And the FBI must hunt down everyone involved and imprison them without trial. Fair is fair.

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Candace mocked him for pronouncing the word "data" correctly.

It was always pronounced "day-tuh" until the song "Major Tom" became a hit in 1983. Peter Schilling said the word as "Dah-Duh" because he's German. Ever since then people started pronouncing it incorrectly.

In 1987 Gene Roddenberry created a character called Data to remind people how to say the word correctly.

Yet here we are how many years later and someone as smart as Candace is still mispronouncing it.

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CrockOSuds 15 points ago +15 / -0

Senior leadership with record-breaking donated funds still messed everything up so badly that their own loyalists will now have to pay the price for their ineptitude.

And they wanted to run the whole country.

I wonder if they get to keep their "Kamala is Brat" t-shirts as a replacement for a severance.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ever seen this picture of John Bolton and Marco Rubio together?

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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

"America don't want no puppy...they want a big dog!"

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

He fell for the Scofield Study Bible BS.

He has a Hebrew tattoo on that same arm that says "Jesus" which is ironic.

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it would be a good idea to have The Patriot Party but when I talked to people about what values the party would espouse we came to find there already is such a party:

The Modern Whig Party

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