They have cock meat sandwiches.
This "shark deterrent ankle bracelet" excuse is the fastest and gayest thing I've seen in awhile.
Hippocratic oath RIP.
What makes a good movie? Great actors.
Testosterone blockers.
$62 at home depot in my area. Lame AF.
Hey Hillary: at this point, what difference does it make???
He really is Kaiser Soze.
Well shit. If they're gonna ban sea salt, we better start mining our own---make liberals cry again!!!!
Parsley,sage,rosemary and thyme. These are now a scandalous crime.
There better be 17 bald eagles painted on that thing!!!
I once saw two large planes both going the same direction. One had normal contrails that dissipated fairly quickly, the other had a much broader and denser "contrail" (chemtrail). These planes were in the sky at same time, in the same area. You would think that weather would affect both similarly, but no. I pointed this out to a skeptical friend who was observing it with me. They had no explanation and it was hard to refute the literal side by side comparison we had witnessed. You will never convince me that chemtrails are ye olde contrails. Contrails don't linger in the sky for hours, they disappear in a few moments.
Maybe a book.
Don't let the terrorists win!!!!!!
Boomerang incoming...
I swear to god I've seen similar "word problems" in the common core curriculum. Yay homeschool.
The walking dead jabba the hut.
Never wondered. Simply speculated and assumed based off empirical evidence and satanic tweets.
I had a "boom" moment at work yesterday when I opened a roll of quarters and saw the "tails" side. I even said out loud, "are you shitting me?" Coworkers looked confused, I simply said that history repeats itself and hey, look at how shiny these new coins are.
I thought it was already over, now we're just watching the clown world documentary.
"Since you are neither hot nor cold, I shall spit you from my mouth." Apathy is the fastest transmission of evil.
Well, it is the keystone state, isn't it?
TL;DR is now an acceptable excuse? Where was this shit when I was in high school????