I regret that I may only updoot this once, because all you'd have to do is bribe one of the commies working the puppet's mouth.

I agree 90% with his last comment. Let's send large numbers of KoolAid-haired gender studies majors to wander the Middle East and have "wholesome conversations".

The missing 10% there is the volunteer part.

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I know a lot of folks don't like Let's Go Brandon, but damn has it been effective.

They can't censor it for vulgarity, and every time someone has it explained to them for the first time, a Pepe gets its wings.

Fuck you, Tammy.

Please go hiking in grizzly territory.

Just put the jabbers in a room with Alec Baldwin.

Everyone will get shots, and it'll work itself out.

People finding out how many AI accounts would be enough.

On paper, they claim that about 5% of the world's population is using Twitter.

Of that, the most vocal 10% are creating 80% of the posts.

4/5 of Twitter posts by 0.5% of the world's population.

I'd bet those numbers are further skewed by excluding AI-driven message boosting and click farms.

If someone who isn't banned by Twitter could reply to the final post in that series:

@threadreaderapp unroll

and hook it up with the resulting link, you'd be the MVPede

Doctor Evil's long lost sister, Doctor Stupid

State funeral to change the upcoming news cycle

50/50 he's been residing in a walk-in freezer, RBG style.

Sir Go Fuckhimself

Other positions may include use of tar and feathers to force compliance with basic freedoms.

Diggin' the 80's business Pepe

WALKING THROUGH THAT SMELL

Scalp massage from a facehugger

90%+ of people who consider themselves part of that movement are totally clueless dupes, and not trying to destroy the country in the name of communism.

How fucking pissed are they gonna be when they wake up? Nobody likes finding out they were made a fool.

One county down

Also the Squad brainlets all voted... against this?

HERE'S YOUR RINOS. 135 Republican Yeas to 75 Republican Nays.

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2021293

Better idea. Carve 'em into millstones.

We're gonna need lots of millstones.

Am I the only one who can't get over the TDB headline

I bet the Taliban will burn the opium fields immediately.

Just sayin'.

AWS Bots don't need money, so they don't understand it.

Can't tell if parody