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pkripper 74 points ago +74 / -0

I enjoy wasting their time. It's mostly the car warranty stuff. I tell them I have a '16. This gets them salivating thinking a sale is coming. They ask the make, I tell them it's a Ford. They get excited and ask the model, I tell them T. They panic a little and say they can't find that model in the computer. I say that's ridiculous! It's a 1916 Ford Model T! I want to extend it's warranty because the wooden spokes keep loosening up and it's a factory defect that needs to be fixed! Then they hang up.

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pkripper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Neither can I. Must be on back-order

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Phishhed44 12 points ago +12 / -0

My spokes have termites. Is that covered?

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pkripper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Found the alternate part number for ya. AmishCrafy BU99I-Wh66l

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Phishhed44 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Amish to the rescue!! They’re based 😎

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pkripper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Contemplating trading the Model T in for a buggy. After the paste, my horse is healthy enough to tow one!

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VoatAnon1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check under “run-flat”.

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inquimous 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ford offered any color, as long as it was black.

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Joys1Daughter 3 points ago +3 / -0

We actually own a 1924 Model T Truck. Hubby bought it 21 years on a whim. Him being a Man 😹 and of course, it's black.

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anargumentativebox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roflmao

Even better you could tell them you have a fleet of 1000 cars and then get very confused because you can't keep track of them and then admit they're all rusted out scrap heaps.

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tumbleweed 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's good stuff pkripper!

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣

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CarrieDodson17 35 points ago +35 / -0

I red pill everyone I come in contact with. The other day we went for a rare visit to fast food and I told the kids working at In n Out that I am buying lunch there be because their employer is not imposing an unconstitutional, illegal mandate of imposed medical experimentation on their employees...

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9Alp_CMa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good to hear! Nice work. Redpills go brrr... I had a delicious double double animal style yesterday.

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WhyAserverWasBuilt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Me too! If I know it will be quick....I just reply to their greeting....Trump Won!

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Callmejuls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it.

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justin_tolerable [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL! That was my first one! Then I started talking more and see long I could last. I always mention GAW now.

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Cheesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I’m peeing I’m pooping

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justin_tolerable [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta be neat whilst pumping chili.

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been seeing that one, what’s it stand for?

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lefty_downdooter 1 point ago +1 / -0

gaw is the website you are on

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Trustnone 21 points ago +21 / -0

I usually answer and lay the phone near some loud and annoying sound. If I'm watching something on TV or maybe a place it near a loud electric tool in working with at the moment. Sometimes I even play them a song with my harmonica...I don't know how to play the harmonica but what I lack in talent, I make up for with enthusiasm and volume. I think they love it.

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DesertBrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top Kek!!!

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CokeOrPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I’ll sometimes put Cartoon Network on and just set the phone down.

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scoripowarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've done that a lot. What burns me is the robo call that says "if you want to opt out of future calls, press 9"....well when the answering machine answers, you can't "press 9" to opt out. So sick of "Amy, calling about...."

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Earlie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Diggin' the 80's business Pepe

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ProPatriaMori 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tell them about JESUS!

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing much, just keks for keks sake

https://youtube.com/shorts/978uQUK231M?feature=share

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apologies... did this cultural reference get lost in translation?

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PhDinNY 11 points ago +11 / -0

I get these very realistic robo-calls, where they have some kind of AI that responds to what you say, and seems very real at first. To test if they are real, I'll answer one of their questions, usually a yes/no question, with something like, "Banana split", and then it will say something like, "I understand how you feel", and then it will go on with the robot dialogue until the next question, and then I'll provide another ridiculous answer. It's actually kind of fun :)

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HughJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got one of those from the RNC, freaky.

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PhDinNY 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that was the most recent one I received.

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swimkin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some of these are young people who can't find other jobs. I know bc that was me when I needed a job in between college years. It is a heartless job believe me and people can be rude.

I suspect you are doing them ALL a favor. Even if you don't purchase their product.

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inquimous 7 points ago +7 / -0

I did tell one woman "your job must be difficult" and she unloaded all her grief on me.

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scoripowarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once I told the person that "it must really suck to have a job like yours". She hung up on me.

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inquimous 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably in the way you say it.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I turned someone on to another line of work once

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gobby 9 points ago +9 / -0

How do they respond? Do they pull a switcheroo and hang up on you?

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justin_tolerable [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Most of the time yes, and it’s fun to turn the tables. A few times I actually got them interested and wanted to know where they learn more, which was awesome.

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gobby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cool. Thanks.

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Goqgo 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is great. I never thought of doing this. I’m going to have to try this. You never know who you might be able to redpill on the other end of the line.

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justin_tolerable [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

With more and more censorship happening, we have to find new and clever ways to redpill.

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LoneWulf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Next thing you know, you'll be banned from receiving robocalls...

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justin_tolerable [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

5D chess.

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LoneWulf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Check and mate!

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Warrior_of_Virtue 3 points ago +3 / -0

I‘d consider that as a „you can‘t lose“ situation.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy won’t that be nice!

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Morpheus11 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek - been doing the same for quite a while now...good for you!

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SkiSkiUSMC 6 points ago +6 / -0

Omg I’ve always answered their calls and just fucked with them but this takes things to an entirely new level! Thank you!!!

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justin_tolerable [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me too, then I thought these are great opportunities to redpill strangers. We must deploy all assets.

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Jenmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got a call from India or Pakistan and I tried a different approach. Instead of getting mad I asked the caller if he believed in God, that God doesn’t like him stealing peoples money. We had a 10 min conversation and the young man was very grateful. He didn’t want to get off the phone. I was so surprised it had such an effect. Hopefully he went home that night and started a new job search. I haven’t received a telemarketing call since.

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javixpimraj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine working in one of those call centers, talking all day long for pennies yet communicating with no-one. It was probably the social highlight of his week.

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Jenmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. He was probably use a lot of hang ups.

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rottn 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is awesome! 😄👍

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Maui_Boy 5 points ago +6 / -1

I do this to all spammers and scammers. I send them pictures of metzitzah b’peh or Michelle’s 0bama’s dick.

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Island_Photo 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should ask the ones from mumbai about ivermectin...

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SirRupert 4 points ago +4 / -0

Usual recent Stat. Telemarketers surprisingly current about global events.

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StormzAComing 4 points ago +4 / -0

haha I should try that!

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catsfive [M] 4 points ago +6 / -2

LOL, perfect Pepe for this, OP. Nice.

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justin_tolerable [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I take my choice of Pepe very seriously.

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved this Pepe SO much that I saved him! Adorable!

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

I once did telemarketing for a portrait studio and one man told me he had ten kids. He was kidding, but I really do know families with that many kids so I just continued with my spiel like an idiot.

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G45Colt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably almost as effective as "do you know my friend Jesus?"

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10122046 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re awesome🏆

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TheSkipperTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's awesome! I don't know why I didn't think of redpilling telemarketers.

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munlee3 3 points ago +3 / -0

County Morgue. They usually hang up. Some even apologize.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ever tried the old, "the deed is done, what do you want done with the body" gambit?

I never answer calls I don't recognize, so I've never had the opportunity...

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munlee3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek, I might just have to now.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully they don't call the cops, lmao.

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munlee3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, with my luck they would. They wouldn't believe me that it was a joke either. I have some hardcore biker friends. They'd shake us all down. My friends wouldn't be my friends anymore. Then my body would be disappeared. All because some stupid telemarketer couldn't take a joke. Yeah, probably should just stick with County Morgue.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

biker friends

Hell's Anals?

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munlee3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Independent. No patches.

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scoripowarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually had that on my answering machine at one time!

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munlee3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it's old but, I still get some funny responses. I wish I could type the way one lady was stuttering when she called. It went something like...Oh Lordy, no, no, no, I didn't mean to call you. I don't want to talk to no morgue. I'm so sorry. I almost felt bad for her.

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scoripowarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this idea! My late brother used to answer those calls and tell the caller that he didn't allow his wife to take calls or use the phone ( he wasn't married). He would tell them he was a millionaire and all sorts of wild tales. They would hang up on him. He'd tell us the various stories he used and we'd sit around and laugh.

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WhoBuiltTheCagesJOOO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought I may be the only one! Lol great to hear others do this. I also do it to people who do sales door to door or whatever but come to your door, in person techs, people who are there to give quotes or repair or projects, etc. I’ve also branched out to people in line with me, DMV employees, grocery store employees, etc.

So many quality red pills out today, just gotta pick a few to have on hand. Good fucking times.

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PaulRevere01 1 point ago +1 / -0

We kept a international on the phone for a hour once when we went to pay we said do you take bit coin that really confused them. That’s was an extra 10 min alone. Kek

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RocknnRobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are a fireball of awesomeness. Rock on.

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RobFromTechServices 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha...I like this

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GirlGoat144 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant! That's certainly one way to be a happy farmer planting seeds of knowing.

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Luke_Q-walker 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is genius. Maybe I ought to start answering all these strange phone numbers that call me.

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Callmejuls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had fun putting my now grown kids on the phone when they were learning to talk and let them jabber away. It worked to annoy the telemarketers and they’d hang up

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ChristineAnne 3 points ago +3 / -0

I usually ask if it comes with free shoes. Or cheese.

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Bobby777 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is an amazing Pepe!

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Lyonessrising 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it!

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Trump4evergirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

My gosh, you are becoming the next generation of warrior. Way to go!

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Pointyearnation 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great idea..I'm going to as well!

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lightindarkness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it!

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ythehorses 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love it!

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Queenmelania45 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

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Umm_genericusername 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

That's fukin great man made a laughter tear pop out hahahahahhahaha

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inspoken 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the idea, fren!!

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's . . . genius.