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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a legit question tho.

He got caught raping 5 young children.

There were likely other victims.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMFG SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT ON A TURTLE RIGHT NOW

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Earlie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I regret that I may only updoot this once, because all you'd have to do is bribe one of the commies working the puppet's mouth.

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Earlie 12 points ago +12 / -0

I agree 90% with his last comment. Let's send large numbers of KoolAid-haired gender studies majors to wander the Middle East and have "wholesome conversations".

The missing 10% there is the volunteer part.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of folks don't like Let's Go Brandon, but damn has it been effective.

They can't censor it for vulgarity, and every time someone has it explained to them for the first time, a Pepe gets its wings.

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Earlie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just put the jabbers in a room with Alec Baldwin.

Everyone will get shots, and it'll work itself out.

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Earlie 3 points ago +3 / -0

On paper, they claim that about 5% of the world's population is using Twitter.

Of that, the most vocal 10% are creating 80% of the posts.

4/5 of Twitter posts by 0.5% of the world's population.

I'd bet those numbers are further skewed by excluding AI-driven message boosting and click farms.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

If someone who isn't banned by Twitter could reply to the final post in that series:

@threadreaderapp unroll

and hook it up with the resulting link, you'd be the MVPede

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Earlie 4 points ago +4 / -0

State funeral to change the upcoming news cycle

50/50 he's been residing in a walk-in freezer, RBG style.

by Quelle
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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sir Go Fuckhimself

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Other positions may include use of tar and feathers to force compliance with basic freedoms.

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Earlie 7 points ago +7 / -0

90%+ of people who consider themselves part of that movement are totally clueless dupes, and not trying to destroy the country in the name of communism.

How fucking pissed are they gonna be when they wake up? Nobody likes finding out they were made a fool.

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Earlie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better idea. Carve 'em into millstones.

We're gonna need lots of millstones.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I the only one who can't get over the TDB headline

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