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FuzzAldrin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Shirley, he comes in the Nick of time.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Men who were tarred and feathered often died of infection a short while later. It was a permanently disfiguring injury.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

They knew that playground was closed because of COVID. They broke through the police tape and swung on the swings and slid down the slide. Prison is the only place for folks like that.

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FuzzAldrin 13 points ago +13 / -0

VOAT, where you could call a fucking spade a fucking spade. And if anyone complained you could tell them to fuck right the fuck off.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Don't call the cops! Think of the headlines! We don't need any bad publicity."

Poor Conan hasn't been this embarrassed since NBC canned his ass from The Tonight Show.

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FuzzAldrin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like the inexact science of psychology plus the inexact practice of pharmacology has authored another tragedy. "You are sick in the head. Here, take these. They will make you better."

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I recall correctly. Al Franken once made a short film about his own childhood for SNL. It included a scene of himself as a kid sitting on the toilet and his father bursting into the bathroom with a movie camera and trying to film him.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left have to resort to mafia-style thuggery to uphold their policies because they don't have the power of truth on their side. The only way the trans agenda works is if everyone plays along. And the only way to make everyone play along is to threaten them with consequences for not doing so.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Generals Georgina Washington, Eulalie S. Grant, and Dwight Davida Eisenhower would be rolling in their graves if they were trans.

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FuzzAldrin 7 points ago +7 / -0

They told us racial segregation was bad for some reason.

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FuzzAldrin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has any other ex-President moved overseas? What an unusual choice.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nutcracker Suite? More like Naggers on Crack, Sweet.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Caterpillar who asked Alice in Wonderland, "Who are you?" was copying a silly catchphrase that swept London in a short-lived craze a few years before Lewis Carroll wrote the novel. No one knows who originated the fad or what real meaning it had, if any.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The film JFK was a limited hangout intended to deceive the audience into accepting the released cut of the Zapruder film as if it were authentic and unedited.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sign proclaims that puberty blockers save lives, as if the practice of chemically castrating children has been going on long enough for anyone anywhere to have developed an informed conclusion regarding its alleged benefits.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA responding to the news that the Bushes will be the next face of the Republican party.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They know we know. They don't dare run Big Mike for POTUS because it would cause an avalanche of speculation.

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